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moskvagorit.bsky.social
Cornfield communist. Avid supporter of putting the boat back in the Suez.
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I hate the knowing smile of the gas station attendant when you buy condoms at the Sunoco

The lights are on at the abandoned church’s chicken on South Avenue.

Desayuno is the coolest way to say breakfast and has the same etymological root as “to dine”. We were so close to having that one, folks.

This guy even looks like the oof size meme guy

Is my car breaking down or did I just drive past a Burger King?

Boyfriend, suspiciously, last night: “why is Pedro Pascal in all of the things we keep watching?”

Laying in bed getting ready to go to sleep, bf comes in to let me know the sauce pan that won on America’s test kitchen. Being domestic is a hoot

Imagine being the person who pitched Paul Simon and Sabrina Carpenter. “She’s the only person who won’t make him look like a Peter Jackson forced perspective shot!”

My bf got me flowers, chocolate, and a spa gift card and I got him beating him in three consecutive rounds of darts.

For people who think people with adhd are just trying to get our hands on drugs for fun, do you honestly think someone who was just in it for the stimmies would take their meds with them to work because they didn’t have time to take them beforehand

Behind every self-made anti-capitalist spiritual advisor is a partner or parent who has sold their soul to the absolute depths of capitalist hell to support their lifestyle

someone in Philly should start handing out copies of State and Rev out to the people. there's never been a better time

Personally if me an my homies showed up to challenge a fascist coup, we wouldn't let one middle aged skin head with a flower band-aid stop us

Thinking about my Trump voting uncle, with his 20+ career in the Navy, who got a job with NOAA after he left so he could retire with full federal benefits. At home with his govt pension in one hand and half my grandparents estate in the other, thinking he’s a victim and not realizing he’s a DEI hire

Bonhoeffer is a good guy to think about right now

He froze everything. My career as I know it is gone. I don’t think I survive this one.

Two years ago, I was working for an org that I loved, but had such a toxic culture that I was on the verge of constant collapse. It made me feel like I was a failure and couldn’t do anything right. I slept so little, I started getting paranoid. I almost went to the hospital.

Do you know the kind of comments I love? When you post about an achievement and someone is like, “that’s great! Here’s my personal problem this doesn’t fix. How are you going to do that?” And by love, I mean really dislike. Please don’t dampen my accomplishment and make it about yourself. Thanks!

Seeing that a disproportionate number of the people who have died in the fires have been elderly, disabled, and/or black, I hope all the edgelords who celebrated and laughed at the “rich people losing their mansions” are feeling as bad as they should.

TW/CW: DIET/WEIGHT LOSS . . . . I’m proud to say that I have been in a 500 calorie deficit every day for a week, have cut out red meat and alcohol, and have worked out or walked 10k steps every day and have officially gained three pounds because my PMS makes me so bloated my pants barely fit. 🥰

I bleed to the point of fatigue 2-3 weeks/month. I am in intolerable pain 3-4 days/month. The rest of the time I have mood swings that take all my willpower to control. This has been going on for a year. I work a full time, highly demanding, job and have never taken a sick day for this condition.

It’s January 6th. I’d like to take a second to congratulate all of us who said that unless there were massive immediate consequences for what happened, we would end up precisely here in four years, facing this exact future. Pretty cool.

Imagine living in Ohio and rooting against the Lions right now lol.

Four nights of being home alone because my boyfriend is sick and here I am eating sardines in the bath at 8pm on a Saturday.

My dad is moving. I’ve spent the past few weeks attempting to arrange a visit before he’s across the country from me and have gotten no response. Now they’re leaving in a week and a half and I’m in Covid quarantine and have a packed work schedule all next week. I’m feeling a new kind of sadness.

*survives poverty, addiction, and abuse in my 20s* Your 30s will be the best decade of your life! *grad school + hysterectomy by 35*

Facebook is a good way to see how all of the most insane horrible people you’ve ever known are still lovable enough to have someone who wanted to marry them, and you must be even worse and more unlovable to be unable to find someone who wants to commit to you.

I lost more blood in the last hour than a usual person does in their entire period. And I’m on day nine of my current one right now. I’m scared of a hysterectomy but I can’t live like this for another year.

Hey, at least now when people say the least appropriate and most invasive things people regularly say (don’t you want your own kids/when are you going to have kids/you’ll feel different when you meet the right person), I can respond with, “that’ll be tough without a uterus.”

Predicting right now that when Luigi gets convicted and sentenced we will see RIOTS.

Well. It’s a hysterectomy. At 35. Not really the life I envisioned for myself, but it will be better than the life I currently have. What an incredibly complicated set of emotions I’m feeling right now.

Lmao I lost like $30k in the stock market yesterday. I love how basically all Americans retirement (if we’re lucky enough to have it!) is based off this economic astrology determined by the hopes and fears of rich people.

The Partition of Poland is my Roman Empire.

My favorite part of being/having friends who are leftists is how if you don’t include every aspect of a complex idea in a statement they will act like they’ve never met you before and accuse you of having thoughts that anyone who knows you knows for a fact you don’t have!