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mralistairgreen.bsky.social
Buy me a coffee 👇 https://ko-fi.com/alistairgreen
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Disgusting to see DOGE employees sacked for tweets they made when they were 14 years old. There is a WORLD of difference between the person they were way back then and the person they are now at 15 years old. 💕 💫

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

#SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease. For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...

submitted 26 days ago • 81 comments

actor recalling audition

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

‘Having a thing I can do with my guy friends like beat each other a bit’

submitted 42 days ago • 8 comments

Promising start to 2025 on TikTok for me

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve just praised him on Instagram, but @mralistairgreen.bsky.social’s videos are the kind of British comedy that made me move here. His character sketches of miserable, delusional little people are so bleak that each sketch comes with the joy of recognition and the horror that it might be a mirror

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

delusional actor at cinema to see film he’s in

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about this cafe menu I saw in a Bangkok shopping centre a few years ago.

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve got the flu so upsettingly I’ve had to spend it without family and instead have a bath and watch whatever I fucking like on television. Merry Christmas x 👍

submitted 60 days ago • 11 comments

escape room

submitted 60 days ago • 7 comments

Happy Christmas Eve Eve 🎄🥹

submitted 62 days ago • 22 comments

Didnt bother getting yr family or loved ones a gift this year because you’ve been too busy getting pissed- sorry I mean too busy with work? Last minute toxic cameos available till midday tomorrow 🎄🥹 link in bio . cameo.com/alistairgreen

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Seasons greetings at this wonderful time of year 🎄🥰

submitted 63 days ago • 6 comments

Christmas work do

submitted 65 days ago • 5 comments

man on a first date

submitted 67 days ago • 15 comments

Like it or not this @mralistairgreen.bsky.social sketch now makes up 43% of all conversation in the UK between November 1st and January 4th

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Seen way too much of this in pubs this month already. Please stop.

submitted 73 days ago • 5 comments

😐

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

Sorry but why have they given him hair like he’s in the human league ?

submitted 86 days ago • 14 comments

It’s here. Give your friends and loved ones the gift of a lifetime from the Christmas shop. Shop closed on December 6th and all orders ship 16/12 in time for Christmas. 🎄🥹❤️ link in profile everpress.com/profile/alis...

submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

My lil ole Christmas shop opens tomorrow… see you there 🎄🥹❤️

submitted 89 days ago • 11 comments

It has been brought to my attention that the words skeeting/skeet which we all know and love are also graphic sexual euphisms in American slang.I am,as you can imagine,appalled. I would like to clarify that when I use those words I am referring to posting on bluesky and NOT wanking/jizz. Thank you.

submitted 93 days ago • 8 comments

Don’t get me wrong I’m enjoying bluesky , but for sheer level of banter threads remains unmatched

submitted 94 days ago • 18 comments

Thinking of posting my Christmas joke on bluesky instead of Twitter this year. Oh what’s the matter mr musk, you look pale as a ghost…. cat got your tongue ?… 😏

submitted 94 days ago • 11 comments

-What did the bluesky user say to the other bluesky user who was annoying him a bit? -you’re ‘skeeting’* on thin ice 😂😂😂👍👍😂😂😂👍😂😂😂 *skeeting is the word for posting on bluesky. #bluesky #skeeting #skeetthang

submitted 94 days ago • 31 comments

Wake up babe Alistair Green has ruined another app 😎

submitted 94 days ago • 17 comments

Can’t wait to go to sleep because it means I’m closer to waking up tomorrow to start skeeting again! 🥰

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶

submitted 95 days ago • 92 comments

Starting a gofundme for Clarkson. I will NOT see this man go without. Not on my watch.

submitted 95 days ago • 18 comments

Posting my first bluesky video tomorrow and it is absolutely VILE. Huge day.

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

Hope you’re all enjoying my app. Sorry I mean the app. Forget I said anything. #ifyouknowyouknow 🤫😉

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

If I was on I’m a celebrity you’d all vote for me to do the tasks every week. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t I know you would. I actually feel physically sick when I think about the way you’d treat me.

submitted 98 days ago • 5 comments