mrbastard.bsky.social
The sublime order of the universe and other miscalculations
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We've enjoyed being the world's preeminent superpower since 1945. What other thanks do we need?
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Faux and whiskey leaks Pete are poor little snowflakes.
Boo freakin' hoo
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Just looking at this image, I smell body odor overlayed with a faint urine stench.
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Mouse jiggler tech improves as boss-ware becomes more intrusive. Nice!
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And Marco wasn't tall enough to be in frame.
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Caramel deLites/Samoas are superior in every way. Even if they've been sitting on a dashboard in August.
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k
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For a brief moment, I got to feel smart because I knew something. Thank you to my 8th grade geography teacher!
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Did anyone tell Melania that older equipment and newer equipment shouldn't be mixed?
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How do people watch that crap?
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Congratulations, sir!
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He doesn't read, Chuck!
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No, Ms. Warren. Those bells have been going off since 2016. The problem is, we don't have people in power going after them the way they're coming after us.
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They didn't have the "special" pants in black?
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He's clearly in the 290 to 300 pound range.
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Where it says "...the rules"; They mean The Constitution.
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I'm hoping it's a massive stroke and that it happens publicly. Seriously, like bro just face plants in a big mac.
*chef's kiss
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Liar, liar, Depends on fire 🔥
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Liars
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Waiting a week for a one half-hour episode of your favorite show that had to be watched in real time with no pause button.
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As they say in the South, just pickin'. 😁
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Bookmarks are pretentious. Dog-eared pages are for everyone.
Bookmarks are like a house staged for sale by a real estate agent. Dog-eared pages are a home where happy people live.
Bookmarks are like a synthetic strawberry flavor. Dog-eared pages are real strawberries.
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Because it's her, a political sideshow, I question the veracity of the entire skit.
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Don't blame me. I voted for the qualified candidate with the endearing laugh.
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I live in Wilson's district. I'm surprised to see him in a context other than a local parade. He is one of those people who is elected by blind, unthinking dogma. He's a liar, but this is the 1% of the time I agree with him.
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He either caved in or he was manipulating the market. Full stop.
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Hard pass, Navarro
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Spoiler alert: He doesn't.
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Speaking of tiny little screws...
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Get the house, senate, and white house back and cancel that shit, hard
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Sad swiping?