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jcsalterego.bsky.social • 3 days ago

the people yearn for freezer thin mints

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funkyartlady.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yum

whistlertimbc.bsky.social•3 days ago

Meh...
All out of yearns

rob-and-dogs.bsky.social•3 days ago

Aww I knew I was here for a reason

rebeccacrecelius.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not me. I like Carmel deLites.

jcsalterego.bsky.social•3 days ago

those are good too but unsuitable for freezers

seadragonpnw.bsky.social•3 days ago

Are you sure? Car-melt delights might benefit from some freeze tech. Climate change is a coconut falling on the head of someone not paying attention.

rebeccacrecelius.bsky.social•3 days ago

It is debatable, because they can be hard on the teeth. Yet, I also agree with Sea.

seadragonpnw.bsky.social•3 days ago

I thaw-t of that too-th. 😆

jacqueline321.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nope. You can freeze York peppermint patties. 👍🏽👍🏼

randommuser.bsky.social•3 days ago

I love you Jax but it’s not the same!

randommuser.bsky.social•3 days ago

Although I admit, I can’t pretend to be skiing down an Alp while eating thin Mints

jarnviz.bsky.social•3 days ago

YES YOU CAN! TRY HARDER!

missharpylady.bsky.social•3 days ago

how do you do this man. Out of nowhere, you come up w/ these combination of words that make me yell.

Thank you. I think.

duie55.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes we do. Finally someone understands!

touchoflace.bsky.social•3 days ago

Freezer peppermint patties too 😊

boschii.bsky.social•3 days ago

Dammit! YES!!!

mikeandla.bsky.social•3 days ago

My wife’s favorite food

mrbastard.bsky.social•3 days ago

Caramel deLites/Samoas are superior in every way. Even if they've been sitting on a dashboard in August.

badassbitchbrigade.bsky.social•3 days ago

but they increase my blood sugar too much. i love them, but they do bad things 😭

jeanbunny.bsky.social•3 days ago

That they do.

angietheoptimus.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hide the thin mints from myself in the freezer so I can be surprised with a little treat in 6 mos

plfrederick.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jerry yes

lunonni.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes. Only freezer thin mints.

ouisiem.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trefoils!!

satoshi.lol•3 days ago

We do, yes.

empathyactivist.bsky.social•3 days ago

They are right next to the frozen samoas.

jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social•3 days ago

We need a Yearn button.

hellofromtlemcen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Freezer thin mints & freezer tagalongs

propadanda.bsky.social•3 days ago

Mintcraft

troutgirl.bsky.social•3 days ago

Literally send some to my parents every year!

bruceediger.bsky.social•3 days ago

God's Truth

yosef52.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let my people mint.

guillotinewit.bsky.social•3 days ago

I was trying not to think about it.

thegrinningowl.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jerry YES.

wizwritaobscura.bsky.social•3 days ago

alextrusk007.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sorry. Those are imported from China and now cost $10 per mint.

sowalsky.bsky.social•3 days ago

The potato chip of cookies.

sheridan-marini.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have some in my freezer for emergencies......😆

bremersilver.bsky.social•3 days ago

What kind of emergency?

sheridan-marini.bsky.social•3 days ago

A chocolate shortage......

jarnviz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Uh, like anything?

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thin mints are shockingly caloric

randommarie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes. We belong on the same team.

cannasprite.bsky.social•3 days ago

& pantry samoas

pastbriton.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’ll yes

dragonbytes.org•3 days ago

I just ate a box of Junior Mints that were in the freezer. Frozen mint chocolate stuff just hits different.

seen4.bsky.social•3 days ago

Next to my freezer hot fudge sundae poptarts

thetwotheresas.bsky.social•3 days ago

mikeinmt.bsky.social•3 days ago

A pile of them topped with vanilla bean ice cream, Hershey Sauce, whipped cream and of course, a 🍒 on top. No danger of the Diabeetus- really!

No, not really.

antiggy1998.bsky.social•3 days ago

I love them.

discretionary-duck.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wake up first thing in the morning
I open up bluesky
First skeet on the Discover feed is Jerry
I yell "Jerry NO", waking up the neighbors

There is still hope in the world

seadragonpnw.bsky.social•3 days ago

Freeze her thin mints. I'm down Jerry. That's a direct hit.

argogator.bsky.social•3 days ago

We have finally reached the post as to why bluesky was created.

zelda63.bsky.social•3 days ago

THIS is a mandate!

squindar.bsky.social•3 days ago

you inspired me to look to see if they make a mint Klondike bar

THEY DO omg I am doomed

yourinnermonologue.bsky.social•3 days ago

The freezer is no place chocolate 😩 sorry, Jerry but this is a deal breaker 😅

jarnviz.bsky.social•3 days ago

What!? That cool clean SNAP of a piece of chocolate on a hot summer day? Heaven!

yourinnermonologue.bsky.social•3 days ago

The mint is cool enough. I hate to break it to you but it's chocolate abuse. I mean what's the white stuff on it when you take it out?? The texture is all grainy, not smooth anymore. I had to look it up, it's called sugar bloom, is when sugar crystals appear on the surface and can alter the texture

jarnviz.bsky.social•3 days ago

It sounds like you’ve read about it a bit but have you ever tried it?

yourinnermonologue.bsky.social•3 days ago

Who hasn't tried it, everyone knows someone who does this in America

entlarchjay.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have a box in my freezer

derekdevries.bsky.social•3 days ago

Summer is coming. By the old gods and the new, the Thin Mints must be cooled.

harrybjackson.bsky.social•3 days ago

I dunno man that's a pretty wide mint

chelsea-eccleston.bsky.social•3 days ago

johnnydraws.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is it okay to talk about this?

galtzo.com•3 days ago

How do you always know what is going to be on my mind right after I read your skeets?

jay2theworld.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m glad I’m not alone in that. Kit Kats too, pro tip.

rosiegaga.bsky.social•3 days ago

My daughters sell 👀
cookie season is from jan-march for us, and they have online ordering+shipping.... I'll check back here in 8 months if the earth hasn't blown up by then with a link to order 😏

thirdsunrising.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh man if the Girl Scouts pushed an ice cream cart in summertime, selling Thin Mint it’s-its, they’d make an absolute killing

adriannadufay.bsky.social•3 days ago

Are you running for office?

mikeinmt.bsky.social•3 days ago

When he says "GS Cookies have gone down in price 184%" you'll know.

oglauren.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'd rally for that

gtbyrne.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yup

adventurist.bsky.social•3 days ago

"It's waffer thin, sir."

bruceediger.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh the Dinty Moore beef stew!

deb1612.bsky.social•3 days ago

They do, they do.

blametag.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have like 6 boxes in a chest freezer right now.

lesleefoley.bsky.social•3 days ago

Gee ........ Yum?

lindanoel8.bsky.social•3 days ago

I do. I do!!!

judyjaguarjetta.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thanks for the yearn burn
as I don't have thin mints
:(

natekindamaybe.bsky.social•3 days ago

Overrated

tonybrenize.bsky.social•3 days ago

Have to buy the generic knock-offs.

I'm not paying those absurd prices just to buy it from a little girl, no matter how much she plays on my heartstrings.

(Knowing full well I'll end up buying three boxes because they won't stop looking at me like that)

rosiegaga.bsky.social•3 days ago

The prices may be absurd (not arguing that part lol), BUT they really do help support local girls do all kinds of things like learn STEAM skills, outdoor skills, leadership, etc, and GS really tries to help out girls that can't afford uniforms and fees so the cookies help pay for all that!

tonybrenize.bsky.social•3 days ago

I know and do buy if I have the money.

Kind of wish the Boy Scouts had had assistance for affording uniforms (the 90s prices would still induce sticker shock today).

Got out of it when I realized you couldn't really advance without shelling out a lot of money (uniforms, badge certs, events).

yocum137.bsky.social•3 days ago

freezer thin mints.

Freezer thin mints.

Freezer Thin Mints!

FREEZER THIN MINTS! FREEZER THIN MINTS!
FREEZER THIN MINTS!!

connerw0309.bsky.social•3 days ago

Chill out, bro.

stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social•3 days ago

Walk-in, cabinet, or chest?

stephenedelman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Mmm

harmonizingflowers.bsky.social•3 days ago

Me looking at the box of thin mints on my desk at home that I keep forgetting to put in the freezer 😶

nightbook.bsky.social•3 days ago

Got 2 boxes in there right now.

soulandskin.bsky.social•3 days ago

I never thought I'd be one of the people saying this, but Jerry, no!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/05/girl-scout-cookies-heavy-metals-lawsuit

jcsalterego.bsky.social•3 days ago

nooo

gymnogenestarwind.bsky.social•3 days ago

😯😔

jarnviz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ann, no!

bettywont.bsky.social•3 days ago

What does Lemmy Kilmister taste like? I tasted overtones of Black Sabbath in mine….

johnbarrymouse.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ok. Then just don’t order the Plutonium Sandies.

lollybygolly.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bad science supported by conservative mom group.
This is inaccurate and hurtful to a program that has supported leadership in girls for over 100 years. Wonder why Girl Scouts are a target…

tamelaredfin.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh yeah? I'm gonna start putting them in the microwave, Jerry!

synthpopbb.bsky.social•3 days ago

I ate a sleeve after giving up chocolate for Easter 😬

boschii.bsky.social•3 days ago

Your restraint is commendable...an open box is equal to two immediately-empty sleeves

zanderhans.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let them eat refrigerator Great Value Fudge Mints.

blue-patriot.bsky.social•3 days ago

We just finished ours so yes, I need more for my freezer

shankspeare.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh honey. The people order them online by the case. They are already in the freezer.

rootsbelow.bsky.social•3 days ago

Freezer thin-mints
Or
Freezer-thin mints

Hyphens matter Jerry

tappinlisa.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Freezer-thin mints"
This made me think of Mr. Creosote in "The Meaning of Life."

beth50.bsky.social•2 days ago

I ate all of mine before they even made it in the freezer.

htx-ddkt.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bring ‘em on

ganonfro.bsky.social•3 days ago

Only discussion I've had about girl scout cookies was about Samoa replacements during the dark times of the cookie less rest of the year... And my god damn freezer thin mints are gone and I haven't seen a girl scout table pop up all season.