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mrstonebender.bsky.social
Alleged Writer, Wrangler of Audio Plugins and Audio Plugin Accessories They/them
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“Murder, She Rolled” - a really tightly edited RPG actual play with a fun premise where the characters have to some their own mysterious murders.
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The Greater Good.
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“Captain Stonebender” does have a nice ring to it. So, too, does “Captain Emerence”
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I do like “your grace” as a gender-neutral honorific. Like, get your enby friend a soda, and present it to them while bowing deeply and saying, “mmyes, a fresh Diet Coke, your grace”
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Nope. Can’t be done. At the very least, you stub your FUCKING TOE on your GODDAMN BEDFRAME AGAIN.
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Mensah felt almost parental to me? Maybe “involuntary mentor”? But it seems clear that Murderbot and ART have a relationship the humans would suggest is love, and which the machines would categorically deny while simultaneously rewatching eps of their favorite shows together in the background.
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I heard it to the tune of “Merch Girl” from the “Rest in Metal” episode of Poker Face.
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I made this sandwich the day before you dropped this, and I no joke pledged my love to it. (Before devouring it whole. Because love.)
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Put this on a billboard everywhere.
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Knife’nSickle, aspect of melinoë + Hermes’ backstab bonus boon + Apollo’s “your attack is bigger now” just melts people from behind. I couldn’t find a way to say that which didn’t include the entendre.
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::shudders in Audio Engineer::
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“Hey, I’ve got fingers too. I was thinking of dabbling in professional violinisting (that’s the term, right) anyway I just think I’ve really got something to offer the—“
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“As opposed to what?”
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High quality short prose, right here. 😂
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Fantastic work!
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That’s really cool!
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I’m deeply saddened that it is not a show about TTRPGs.
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It’s garbage, right?
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Life: saved.
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🤯🤯🤯 🎉🎉🎉
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Dang, you’re not wrong. College pic compared to now pic is a trip.
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This is neat! Good kitty.
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I read Redshirts a while back. So when the internet told me to look at your tweets I said. “Ah. That fellow. “ But really it was the burrito crimes that made the follow happen.
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I’m unsure there will EVER be a funnier Andrew Lloyd Webber needle drop.
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That’s fucking incredible.
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Yes. Ball.
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As… as did I?
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I vote we call the app blue sky, but the messages we post here… we… we HAVE to call them Blüskis, right?
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I keep telling myself he's immortal. I hope knowing it's a lie helps me appreciate the time more. He gets the hugs.
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Somewhere, Roland Emmerich is faintly aroused and isn't sure why.