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A dreadful minx, myself. A dismal light, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar.
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Paging @thetattooedprof.bsky.social and @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Hoping you aren’t the end of the video just yet.

Pray you, chuck, come hither.

[They stab Caesar.]

Text from a fed employee: “We are truly alone.”

From inside the DoD: “Schumer's bungling over the past two months & creation of this lose-lose scenario is a complete dereliction of his duties. This was the sole moment where they had any real potential leverage to stand up and fight for the Constitution & they completely blew it from day 1.”

I think this is by the VA office on Vermont Avenue. God it just kicks you in the gut.

and it's so easy to win when you do, you are dealing with the literal softest most cowardly coddled people to enter public life in like the last 100 years, they have no idea what to even do when someone punches back

I need a better way to cope with …everything… than regressing to 20s-Firemoney playing video games too late. Second night in a row I’ve crawled into bed with sleeping husband on one side and the cup of tea he made me at bedtime on the other, stone-cold.

What is happening

Idk is this “verge of tears”? Looks more to me like he can’t think of anything to say bc he’s not “running his other companies,” but he can’t say that. Like he’s flipping through the script prompts and finding nothing, so flatlines for a minute.

Welcome to hell.

Here’s an interactive map of the “for sale” government buildings that GSA briefly posted and then pulled yesterday — see where they are, what they’re used for, and what Congressional districts they’re in. www.wired.com/story/map-fo...

Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to rise dramatically."

DOOMERISM ISN'T A STRATEGY.

A blessed Confused Ramadan Cats season to you all

Had Cadillac Williams and Ronnie Brown on the same team and still couldn’t win an outright championship

Also very confused

lol Sandlerrrrr

I will come out on record: I do not like Conan. I am very sorry, but he’s a weird dude with bad vibes, and he makes this so awkward.

We must bring back technology that is stupid. The only technology that needs to be a computer is the computer itself

Hundreds supported USAID Federal workers Thursday after office clear-out orders were issued to them. Many were overwhelmed with the well wishes and support. If a small symbolic gesture could be seen as a revolutionary act then this was it. Story and video: #USAID dcmediagroup.us/2025/02/27/u...

WHAT A GREAT IDEA NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF SCRUTINIZING TRAVEL BEFORE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS. IT’S NOT LIKE WE DON’T ALREADY HAVE WASTEFUL, SLOW, BUREAUCRATIC SYSTEM UPON SYSTEM TO ENSURE EVERY FUCKING TRIP ANYWHERE IS THRICE RECORDED, THRICE REPORTED, AND THRICE APPROVED

This here shows everyone they have no idea what USAID is, what it does, or anything about the people who work there. There is one (1) thing on this lists USAIDer is likely to bring into any building, and that is helium balloons because they heard it’s your birthday.

No way dude I’m so enamored of that man I won’t shut up and I gross out everyone around me

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A fundamental misunderstanding and underestimation of public service and its level of professionalism

Omg we live in dangerous times

Dear Manager, I have: 1. Raised the curtain 2. Lit the lights 3. Put on makeup 4. Dressed up right 5. Met the Muppets at the Muppet Show tonight

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Lol this sign "Do not bring food into the library Food residue will attract mice Mice will acquire knowledge in the library Get into university Then replace you" 😂

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.