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Saskatchewan girl living in Floriduh. Expert IKEA assembler and Florida Panthers enjoyer. I like making good food. Trying to remember where I put the spare car key.
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Brad Marchand: Pre and Post Deadline

My pained 9-year-old at Portillo's after eating a jumbo hot dog and fries and then eating one of my 13-year-old's chicken tenders: "I big-backed too close to the sun."

Trump’s “two weeks” are like that Seinfeld Chinese restaurant host’s “ten minutes”.

🚨IMPORTANT UPDATE: Kaiju met Charlie today and they are best friends now

Well apparently 40% want these deportations and it’s really fucking depressing to know I am surrounded by so many haters.

Florida playing Ocean Avenue during the Tkachuk/Walman scrum killed me.

If you are in South Florida, Joe’s Rockin’ Rib Rolls is the only correct answer.

These rescuers attached a sausage to a drone to lure a stranded dog named Millie back to safety. 14/10 for everybody

I like that the Miami protest starts two hours after all the other south Florida ones do.

Sandy finally had a great start and the bullpen is gonna blow it because we can’t have nice things.

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Try That In A Small Town

Filth.

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