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Saskatchewan girl living in Floriduh. Expert IKEA assembler and Florida Panthers enjoyer. I like making good food. Trying to remember where I put the spare car key.
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submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

This is Max. He snuck out in the middle of the night and walked 5 miles to get a breakfast burrito from a store that gave him one once. They hadn't opened yet when he got there, but Max was found the next morning thanks to his GPS collar patiently waiting outside for his well-earned snack. 14/10

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submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

Stopped in at the Dairy Queen on Oakland Park and Hiatus on my way to the arena. I was not the only Panthers fan there. 😃

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Every time I pass this billboard I laugh cause someone with a gambling problem is gonna take 80-20 odds all day lmao

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Please focus exclusively on pitcher Ryan Loutos as he crumbles into dust.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

This dummy. 😒

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

🙁

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It’s getting to be hilarious on here, the amount of people that cheered wildly when Carney got elected, and now they’re whining and snivelling about all the things he hasn’t done yet. I know he’s had a whole month, but calm the fuck down already.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

If this really was a liberal bubble I wouldn't have to see some many posts about barstool

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

submitted 1 day ago • 250 comments

ASDFGHJKL

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

The Florida Panthers rally towel giveaway tonight looks like it just has your normal, hockey stick carrying rat on it. But look closer, and it’s a snarky dig at the three teams they vanquished on their way to the Stanley Cup Final.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

#MomLunch Zooks told me he saved me "the crust."

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

Kona can’t believe his fren in the window has a tigger just like his!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

LAPD when they think no one’s looking

submitted 21 hours ago • 752 comments

a little too on the nose by Bill

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

It's just strange to me that we've all been so successfully conditioned to say "oh a big group of angry people who are regular citizens? I hope they are nonviolent" Instead of "oh a big group of angry people who are regular citizens? They must have something important to say"

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

I don't think protesters did this. My theory?

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment