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She's old enough to vote

In the 80s, you weren’t called autistic or ADHD. You were called either gifted or retarded. Usually retarded. A lot of you cringed hard reading that Good

The Persil advert with Usain Bolt on it sounds like he's saying "I'm disabled".

has anyone studied this

Bro they lobotomized your aunt

{geting into Mensa for saying this} boobs with the fur

every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap

Was on the bus, so I didn't get a pic, but the Eastern European shop was advertising a bread called Paska. It means shit in Finnish lmaooooooooo

Being nervous all the time is my primary form of cardio

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

Today is World Hamster Day so please enjoy this clip of a worldly hamster going on a great adventure * and if you want more videos like it, check out the Homura Ham YouTube

why is she doing this? i dont get it. #ocart

Someone just mansplained what a jet stream is to me. Dude. I have a Master's in Climate science...

Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.

HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]

MFW child labour skeletons found

County Mayo: Expected Mayonnaise. Got Inbreeding.

There’s a piece to be written here somewhere about the huge black hole where English cultural identity should be and the scramble to fill it with e.g. Paddington, Captain Tom and fucking cream teas or whatever

I've lost weight everywhere else, but my boobs have gotten bigger. I guess if I fall and break my arms again, I have more of a built-in airbag. The body keeps score.

squeezing my breasts together for peace

Spotted a new possible reaction image

derek outfits #ocart

Ethel Cain announces her sophomore album ‘Willoughby Tucker, I’ll Always Love You.’ Out this August.

wanted to draw sinkdog #art

that's me on the corner that's me on the sidewalk trying to catch a pigeon

big chungus...? #ocart

ah fuck not again (waking up)

what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke? margaret thatcher's

Me tomorrow

BORN TO BE A SWAMP PERSON. FORCED TO LIVE IN EAST LDN. I JUST KNOW THIS BODY WAS MADE TO COLLECT PEAT.

"seats taken" i say, as forrest gup approaches

can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist

get ready with derek #ocart

new derek lore #ocart