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The Amateur 🤔 Rated PG-13 😑

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👀👀👀👀 Go Rose

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I'm watching this Iran-Contra documentary and it's so quaint. Oooh wow ~$45m (2025 dollars) in illicit profits where's my fainting couch??

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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

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UMASS IS RESCINDING ALL GRAD POSITIONS FOR THIS YEAR

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I don't know why it took me so long to have this thought. Are these Congresspeople dying in office because if they retire they have to go on normal-people health insurance/care?

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Why can't we not be sober?

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It doesn't get much better

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hey @chriswade.bsky.social and i are back with season 3 of our reading-a-book-aloud podcast....this time we are reading Underworld by Don DeLillo.....come read with us if you like things like Time, Space, Art, and Baseball soundcloud.com/infinite-cas...

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GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

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Trump: we love them don’t we? The Raid Shadow Legends. That’s right. We love all the raids, all the shadows. Some of the greatest legends anyone has seen in the history of raiding. We love free XP weekends with code DONALD

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Fun fact: the egg joker in Balatro gets 3$ more expensive every round because the game takes place during the second trump administration

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it’s interesting hearing the wicker man discussed as a kid and understanding it as this nightmarish depiction of religious horror and how an insular community devours and destroys outsiders and then you watch it and it’s a bunch of hippie theater kids killing a cop for being annoying

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ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᑕ ᑎ ᑕ ᑕ I ᑎ O

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Skinner and Chalmers at the oven Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun! Picard: Your words are mysterious to me The Borealis! Uncovered! Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4

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When your homie has your briefcase

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PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods. ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link. PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon. ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship! PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.

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I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.

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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

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Retirement of Mitch McConnell marks the formal transition of the GOP away from evil people who knowingly feed their base vile propaganda to build support for regressive policies and towards a party that has been fully captured by its own propaganda apparatus and believes all that dumb shit

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Say what you will about the Bush 43 administration, but at least they were able to put out a Civilization game with an end game graph. Wasn't no "research Capitalism 2 to build the Statue of Liberty" back in 2001 either.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudI... It's 2063. Someone puts this song on at the nursing home and I break my hip and die trying to stand up and throw some Ds

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taking off my nihilism cloak to reveal a cynicism cloak. under that? the cloak of irony. take that off, you find a tuxedo tshirt

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I realized that one of my favorite dril tweets accurately summarizes at least an hour of the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2

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I visited my friend Zulu today and got to take some photos of him and his falcon

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gonna make bluesky terminology even grosser now. Fuck it. “Bro you didnt rejaculate my quote skeet”

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Welcome to the future of The News. This is Newslop. This is InfoTrough. I'm Brett Oinker and this is the NewsSty. Today on The Slop we've got oodles and oodles of headlines. Forcefed right into your cerebral cortex. I'm Jimmy Sloppo and this is the Slop Bucket. Breaking news: I'm dead as a Horse

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we making paneer oh yes

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the rarest Myers/Briggs result, INTGay

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Folks, black beans are good. For half a pound of dry beans (so 2 cans?): 2tbs of 2:1 ratio corriander:cumin, 1tbs paprika, half a large onion, 4 cloves garlic. Mamma mia.

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Happy October! Figured I kick off this month with some of my favorite horror/spooky film posters! Hire me to make more!!

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In other news, there are six middling necromancers now looking for new work on Capitol Hill

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My primary care doctor is booked out til Dec 5? Any primary care doctor in that hospital network is booked out til Nov 30? It cannot always have been this bad.

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I’ve acquired knowledge against my will today, that I will inflict on everyone else in return: The infamous Zootopia abortion comic takes place in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.

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Welcome to Bluesky! Some ground rules if you’re just coming over from that OTHER site: 1. Podcasters aren’t a punchline here. When they speak, we listen. We don’t make jokes about their masculinity. 2. If you see someone making fun of podcasters, speak up. Silence is violence.

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(looking for hardcore band names on my lawnmower) Choke- ok ok Throttle- hell yeah get that circle pit going WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DAYTON WE ARE MULCH ZONE! OUGH

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I can't remember if it was on here or the other site, but whoever reminded me of Screamers (1995) and got me to rewatch, bless you.

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WOKE FRISKIES MADE MY CAT TRANS!!

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[standing in front of the animaniacs world map playing an acoustic guitar] i don’t practice south korea i ain’t got no portugal

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Rolling up a new character using the DSM-5 rules

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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

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[to a newsky]: yes i know they seem cute but the highbees don’t date for love like we do, but to consolidate control of the clout trade. back in my day clout was regulated by posters chat, the main guild, until the great schism. that’s why there‘s all this coupling now, nature just abhors a vacuum.

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