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FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: hey here's ur 2024 wrapped ME: wait, this is just an income tax form FEDERAL GOVERNMENT: haha yeah do it right or we'll send you to jail

I like the term “loanword” because it implies the word will need to be returned at some point. “Café” is due back to the French in three days. The fines on “raccoon” have really been piling up with the Algonquin so make sure to return that this week

You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.

In a recent trip to Sousse Museum (Tunisia), I was relieved that the designers had taken the safety of their visitors seriously with a clever mirror over this Medusa mosaic! Also love the swirling geometric pattern that does the opposite and pulls a viewer to look into her eyes... #mosaicmonday

Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory

Good morning. Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.

ME: hell yeah I’m into Dune 2. Dune 2 others as you’d have them Dune 2 you! JESUS: *descends from heaven* stop that

it's 2002. I've just put a sick new skin on winamp and kazaa just finished downloading tool_lateralus_full_album.mp3 and I just got finished watching the new flash animation about counter strike. "uhoh" I hear from ICQ. my HP desktop has about 3000 viruses on it.

1/2 The renewed volcanic eruption near Grindavik, on the Reykjanes peninsula of Iceland, in a cloudless Copernicus Sentinel 2A satellite image from mid-8 February. Combined natural colour + SWIR.

DOCTOR: The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, he'll cheer you right up. INSURANCE COMPANY: most we can cover is a 10 minute telehealth call with Ronald McDonald

Cartoon: Mickey Muad'dib. An old sketchbook idea :) Enjoy!

Some lawyers would argue that you should get started BEFORE the $83.3 million verdict and possibly even before trial.

NEW: DOJ tells SCOTUS about the drowning of the migrant mother and two children in the Rio Grande the other day — but the story is slightly different than the one Henry Cuellar had told: the drowning had already happened when feds spoke with TX National Guardsmen. supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/23...

I imported 27 friends from Twitter to Bluesky

mfer is literally named "rob tombs" like what did they summon the spirit of the british museum into a column writer

My most dissident opinion from standard Democratic party policy is open borders are a fucking no-brainer, they're what let America transform in the 19th century from a couple million English colonists to the largest economy in the world.

the first draft of Rick Astley's lyrics were less catchy but more vivid

Oh gosh, this embroidered piece by Narumi Takada is so so lovely. “Stepping on Fresh Snow”

Nailed it

“For the first time a majority of Americans report having a gun in the household.”

I like how the 1822 Washington city directory just casually lists James Monroe, in alphabetical order, as the president of the United States, living at the president's house.