murphybobby.bsky.social
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When they said “everything” they mean “everything”
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This “ass kicking” sounds as believable as their “pistachio” ice cream
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“Hmm doesn’t sound like me”
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Sleep apnea study or sleep erection study: which way, western man?
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My wife’s cousin loves talking this way. “This city will eat you up, you’ve got to keep your head on your shoulders. But where else can you buy Tylenol at midnight?”
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Germany even created dopelgänger countries:
Swamp Germans
Hillbilly Germans
Rich Germans
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You may not like it but
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I will talk to anyone who will listen that that entire show is them just talking to an immediate family member who says “Steve wanted him dead” and then they interrogate Steve for 20 minutes until he confesses because “it will look better to the judge if you confess”
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America
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It sounds a lot better than Subaru Authoritarian
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I’ve got a cavity but the dentist can’t look at it
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The experience of having my 80 year old ophthalmologist turn to his nurse and say “fetch the cocaine” while prying my eye open is something I’ll never forget
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That’s not a bucket; at most a medium-sized pail