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They should make a zoo where every 60 minutes they let a kid release any of the animals they want for the next hour *and* automatically lock the entrance/exits to the zoo.

Human trafficking for the purposes of sexual exploitation. Point blank.

A Papabile Pizzaballa

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

Carter, for all his flaws, would be so angry.

Seen today in Lower Manhattan...

The use of the courts is simple, if they work to fix the problem, good, if the president ignores the courts or the courts don't follow the law, you've got a radicalizing incident. People are already angry, he will either back down or get them angrier. The paper trail will have value down the line.

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

Due to legal technicalities, Luigi Mangione is now the mayor of new york city

Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

I take some solace in how angry people I know about that.

It literally started with Drake...that's not around anymore.

you could write a master's thesis on the history and context of this single image

Elvis Presley during a zombie apocalypse: We can’t go on together with delicious minds

Festive cakes by Ashley Shotwell.

Back to back, these two things are rather...unnerving. youtu.be/kZUPCB9533Y?... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herxhei...

The lines were blurred a few times over the years

incredible things are happening on r/knitting

I've been post-op for 5,5 years and I can't remember what it's like. Completely gone. Like.. balls.. in the rain..

very fun to to hear liberals complain about ‘purity tests’ and as a trans person knowing the test is ‘do you want to kill me and all my friends’

Current status: we're smuggling eggs in from Mexico now. So let's talk about WHY Mexico's egg industry has been stable- while US egg prices are through the roof! 1. Mexico puts people in jail for price-fixing. 2. Mexico lets farmers vaccinate their chickens against bird flu.

We need far more action from the medical associations to discipline deceitful and manipulative MDs who gaslight patients, deny the reality of things like #longCOVID, deliberately discourage protecting kids, etc. Extremists like RFK and Bhattacharya gain credibility when misconduct is normalized.

Things we want: Research Eggs Education Food production Housing construction Things we don't want: Nazis Plane crashes Disease outbreaks A government obsessed with our genitals Theft of our personal data Blatant corruption Book bans

Breaking: Hooters to go tits up

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

We're getting to the point where LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It" is gonna be retro... I fear for the younger generations who hear it for the first time.

wild horses could not drag out of me which book I am *not* subtweeting

a whale must be near

Free my man, he did all that shit and I don't care

every single transportation conversation ever