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I can’t wait to celebrate when……you know…..it happens.

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Fun fact: while Phony Stark and the DOGEbags are taking money from our veterans, the world’s poorest people and kids with cancer, Assistant President Poopy Pants has already spent nearly $11 million of our money… playing golf.

submitted 2 days ago • 482 comments

We’re all in this shit together, brothers and sisters.

submitted 3 days ago • 148 comments

I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?

submitted 3 days ago • 5051 comments

I don’t know about you, but I’ll never bend the knee to ‘King Trump.’ Get fucked.

submitted 3 days ago • 548 comments

The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]

submitted 7 days ago • 941 comments

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump isn’t the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

submitted 10 days ago • 752 comments

I kept my mouth shut for the last eight years regarding the presidency. Now, people who rarely speak to me in person are suddenly reaching out just to argue or ‘educate’ me—just because I finally have an opinion they don’t share. Thanks, but no thanks.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

submitted 16 days ago • 2170 comments

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

submitted 17 days ago • 623 comments

I have crafted another urgent dispatch to the federal Office of Personnel Management ([email protected]). I address socialism in our food supply.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Look at the bright side, only three years and 50 weeks left. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

apps.apple.com/us/app/5-cal... They work for US.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Where my love for charcuterie boards began

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Eggs UP Taxes UP Gas UP RX drugs UP Dow Jones DOWN Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, ACA, VA all on the chopping block. Trump was never going to make anyone in America's life easier. In just 2 weeks he's made life harder for everyone except his billionaire friends.

submitted 20 days ago • 322 comments

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

submitted 21 days ago • 1707 comments

If coffee gets too expensive, I'll just switch to cocaine

submitted 27 days ago • 16 comments

Hold the fuck on a second… Are you telling me that the same damn ammosexual assholes who were shooting up “woke” beer cans, burning Barbie dolls and boycotting Targets over rainbow fucking flags, are now referring to Donald Trump as their daddy?

submitted 28 days ago • 792 comments

The older I get, the creepier it is to see an animal head mounted on a wall.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I got like a $0.71 an hour raise, so eggs are on me.

submitted 30 days ago • 20 comments

Accurate.

submitted 31 days ago • 49 comments

I always find it fascinating when people feel betrayed by celebrities—you know, the folks who got rich by doing literally anything for money. Like, what exactly were you expecting? It’s not that shocking.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone should have at least a couple of familiars who don’t understand satire. That way, every time you post an Onion article, you can enjoy the thrill of arguing with an idiot. Highly recommend.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The horror of a Bishop preaching Christianity in church. 🙄

submitted 32 days ago • 202 comments

If only people knew as much about tariffs as they suddenly seem to know about Roman culture…

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I’m excited to see the first BlueSky meltdown. Twitter’s were pretty epic.

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I can’t wait to celebrate when……you know…..it happens.

Fun fact: while Phony Stark and the DOGEbags are taking money from our veterans, the world’s poorest people and kids with cancer, Assistant President Poopy Pants has already spent nearly $11 million of our money… playing golf.

We’re all in this shit together, brothers and sisters.

I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?

I don’t know about you, but I’ll never bend the knee to ‘King Trump.’ Get fucked.

The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump isn’t the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

I kept my mouth shut for the last eight years regarding the presidency. Now, people who rarely speak to me in person are suddenly reaching out just to argue or ‘educate’ me—just because I finally have an opinion they don’t share. Thanks, but no thanks.

Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

I have crafted another urgent dispatch to the federal Office of Personnel Management ([email protected]). I address socialism in our food supply.

Look at the bright side, only three years and 50 weeks left. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

apps.apple.com/us/app/5-cal... They work for US.

Where my love for charcuterie boards began

Eggs UP Taxes UP Gas UP RX drugs UP Dow Jones DOWN Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, ACA, VA all on the chopping block. Trump was never going to make anyone in America's life easier. In just 2 weeks he's made life harder for everyone except his billionaire friends.

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

If coffee gets too expensive, I'll just switch to cocaine

Hold the fuck on a second… Are you telling me that the same damn ammosexual assholes who were shooting up “woke” beer cans, burning Barbie dolls and boycotting Targets over rainbow fucking flags, are now referring to Donald Trump as their daddy?

The older I get, the creepier it is to see an animal head mounted on a wall.

I got like a $0.71 an hour raise, so eggs are on me.

Accurate.

I always find it fascinating when people feel betrayed by celebrities—you know, the folks who got rich by doing literally anything for money. Like, what exactly were you expecting? It’s not that shocking.

Everyone should have at least a couple of familiars who don’t understand satire. That way, every time you post an Onion article, you can enjoy the thrill of arguing with an idiot. Highly recommend.

The horror of a Bishop preaching Christianity in church. 🙄

If only people knew as much about tariffs as they suddenly seem to know about Roman culture…

I’m excited to see the first BlueSky meltdown. Twitter’s were pretty epic.

So do you think Trump is going to nominate Kid Rock as like the secretary of stolen catalytic converters or some shit?

If I say fuck Elon Musk here, will he see it there?