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Strive (Potemkin/Nago) enjoyer, cat fan, board game enthusiast
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it's so satisfying when the tax return is super close to zero but positive

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Large baby

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Monday again?

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I think fighting games should explicitly ship with two matchmaking modes. High Player Count: Quickmatch, Rankings, ELO, SBM. Any UX that requires a lot of players to properly function. Low Player Count: Huge open lobbies, optional ELO, matchmaking is player driven as much as possible. #gamedev 🧵

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me vs you

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Sylveon is a happy kitty. No work, only pet cat.

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I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

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me at my delts in general, but especially the side delts:

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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

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I'm trying to clean who did this?! ( it was me )

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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

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Coming out of my cage And my cage is my flesh Gotta gotta get out and be a skeleton

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Me right now as I went outside

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you might think "oh, Terry Bogard is asking if I’m okay, now's my chance". but he is so good at buster wolfing dude

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ogre seems neat. definitely seems more complicated than I'm used to, but could be fun, idk.

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”This is no ordinary white rice. I worked overtime & came home late, so my oldest boy (11) looked up how to cook rice & made it for me, making it the world's most delicious white rice."

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Paper madness

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Slayer Guilty Gear? Surely you mean Macho Man Dandy Vampage

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Leggy Jam

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

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Your outie always waits just a moment before picking their character. Your outie has never gone 0–2 in pools. Your outie once did Raging Storm as an anti-air. Your outie never blames their losses on character tiers, even when they could. Your outie once made top 8, on stream.

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[guy who has never seen Hamlet voice] getting a lot of Lion King vibes from this

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Just like Cortés burned his boats when he reached the new land, I will be leaving my old jeans in this Walmart fitting room.

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once again I am being asked to use light normals to run offence... 😔

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Gozyuger//Ep1 Spoilers Did I just see that?! Did Gozyu Wolf... just hit the villan of the week.. with with a FUCKING TEKKEN 8 WALL TO WALL COMBO complete with ground bounce?!?!?! I NEED ALL OF MY TOKU LOVING OOMFS ON GOZYUGER THIS INSTANT! THIS IS PEAK SENTAI!!!

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Pretty excited about Meg in Granblue Versus

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Your life is Ogre in 4 Days... MW Danisen Season 3 - 02.16.25 PC Session twitch.tv/juushichi

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“Annie Linux” would make a good hacker name

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me: alright. your first card is ... "The Impostor." them: uh i don't think that's part of the normal tarot deck me: oh yeah these are Among Us tarot cards them: me: your second card is ... "The Ejected" them: i spent $80 on this, huh me: "The Five of Vents" wait i thought i took the minor arcana out

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You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

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Shoutouts to wives.

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