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namspam.bsky.social
Work in Tech, Wardley Mapping enthusiast, Play guitar and bass. Er, what else? Not sure opinions are even mine. Knowingly undersold.
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What a lovely morning with #sophiefromromania and her pal Juno

I met my girlfriend at a West Side Story fight re-enactment society - we just clicked.

"WE THE POON"

I sneak round your parents’ house as soon as you’ve left and put motion smoothing back on.

“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”

Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas

Brits don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work.

My dad put his favourite mug in the dishwasher too many times so now it looks like he has a souvenir from the weirdest theme park ever.

Loose corn ✅ Glistening brown ✅ THE BLOCK ✅ One (1) carrot ✅ Seasoning ❎

Live footage of an Evri delivery driver leaving my parcel in a safe and secure location.

(first page of a fantasy book) what the fuck is a Glimbelshaft, why is everyone excited, who the fuck is Blerd. (300th page of fantasy book) if someone doesn't ask Blerd to the Glimbelshaft Ball I am going to kill myself

Once I do leave Twitter, I will miss Ola Leddon, Jacinda Auld and *adjusts reading glasses* Elza Unnasch. Thanks for all the memories.

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

This place is a Hell hole.

ALL OF THESE POWERS ALREADY EXIST AND NONE OF THEM MEAN ANYTHING IF YOU DON’T FUND YOUTH SERVICES, MENTAL HEALTH, DRUG TREATMENT & HOMELESSNESS ALONGSIDE A CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM & COMMUNITY POLICING THAT WORK. HOW MANY TIMES MUST I HAVE THIS CONVERSATION IN THE NAME OF SWEET SHINY BOUNCING JESUS?

We just had beef or salmon at ours.

Oh my goodness we're just a couple of weeks away from the start of my favourite bit of Christmas: reading articles about winter wonderlands that are fucking shit! Always accompanied by a photo like this:

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHS...

Going to sleep is very much fake it 'till you make it

Hello there, no need to be shy.....oh, ok then

Just added my Bluesky account to my Twitter (oh, ok, X), account - tried to open it and had to do a little test to prove I was human. How cute. Shame about all the bots I now get pestered by on X over the last few months.

Er, Hello Mr. Bluesky. #awkwardfirstpost

goodnight