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Just a guy standing in front of a social media platform, asking it to not turn into a dumpster fire. Also a writer for Pajiba. All photos are my own work.
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I wrote this for Pajiba in 2021, and I reshare this every year on January 6th. White supremacist terrorists wore The Punisher's symbol when they attacked the Capitol building, and yet, they (and a whole lot of cops) have no understanding of who and what The Punisher is.

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If you think the headline is good, you should read the copy.

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It's merely a Roman attaboy

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He is SUCH a little bitch. It’s why the word was invented.

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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

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The seething hatred I have for these people. No hell is hot and dark enough.

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The one great thing about Donald turning the country to shit is I haven't heard Rowling's name in like a week.

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I finally got a daylight video of a coyote in the backyard! He’s sniffing a spot where a fisher cat marked the ground the previous night.

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The coyotes continue making themselves known.

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I got to be someone’s hero today by catching her 2 little runaway dogs. That felt really good.

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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"Enfeebled by wokeism, the minds of liberals lack the intellectual robustness required to comprehend the salutary benefits of normalizing Indian hate."

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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

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Here’s my 35-minute YouTube video on why I think the Super Bowl halftime show should’ve been played by the ghost of Toby Keith.

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A whole bunch of eastern bluebirds! 🪶 I feel like I’m being judged for the empty food bowls, but in my defense, they were full when I went to work.

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“A minorrrrrrrr”

submitted 16 days ago • 1272 comments

We’ve tried nothing and we’re fresh out of ideas.

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Saying DEI with the hard R

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BRB, devoting my life to asking people who post these ADHD memes "And how is that different than what most people feel?"

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Pro-Tip: when a guy who looks like this is in your way, don’t moan about its illegality. MOVE HIM.

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Snow days mean chocolate chip cookies and Detroit style pizza.

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Last night I got this a video of this gorgeous coyote posing for the camera. I’d love to get some daylight shots, but they seem pretty settled into their routine of evening visits. 🐕

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Weird how not a single one of the newspapers and magazines that have been breathlessly churning out "cancel culture" thinkpieces for the past four years have managed to use the word "censorship" at all to describe the most rapid and comprehensive campaign of mass-censorship in recent US history.

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the thing to know about musk is that he's a mid-20th century racist. like his products, there's almost nothing new about him. all of the hand-wringing about who he is and what he really believes is all PR bullshit. he's just a garden variety racist.

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I love my game camera. And my new coyote friend. His ears demand scritches.

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The title of my article is a double entendre because MBJ is in this movie twice.

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