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🗣️ @aoc.bsky.social out fighting for the people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” 🇺🇸

Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials theonion.com/forgetf...

Do you feel like your head may explode from the constant barrage of news telling you the sky is falling? You’re not alone. They want to overwhelm us into giving up. We won’t.

Price of Eggs ⬆️ Price of Groceries ⬆️ Price of Gas ⬆️ Measles Cases ⬆️ Fed Employees Without Jobs ⬆️ Anti-American Sentiment ⬆️ American Planes ↘️

It’s a conundrum. 🤷‍♂️

He’s not making up: news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/... Is this really what y’all voted for? 🫤 💰

Happy 1 week anniversary of the day the Eagles smashed the Chiefs thru the earth’s core #gobirds #eagles #superbowlLIX

Egg prices are through the roof, and the president is just letting us fry! 🍳💸 No plan, no solution—just letting Americans shell out more and more. How long until we’re all too broke to make breakfast? 🥚 #EggFlation

spending the night high and crocheting a cute corner hammock for the plushies in my room ♡

Woke up gay again this morning

This is Charlie. He has literal heart-eyes. 14/10 would be an honor to pet (IG: charlie.the.dalmatian)

My friend Terry asked me if it’s normal for the announcers to give opinions throughout the game. I said, yeah, it’s Common Terry

People who write about "this is the wrong fight to pick," never ever actually fight for anything. Feel free to ignore them.

The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

kermit the frog has done nothing wrong to deserve the patrick mahomes comparisons

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

This is Monty. He screams during fetch to let the ball know he's coming for it. Teamwork is all about communication. 13/10

“this is not a time for political theater” Said without irony by the “Jewish space lasers” congresswoman

oh im being EXTRA gay today as a treat to myself

Get in kids, we're kink shaming

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

who up jorkin they peanits and by jorkin i mean overthinking and by peanits i mean something inside me is deeply broken and will never be fixed haha 😄

Honestly it’s kind of nice that all the associations I have with hard drugs have moved from musicians and brilliant writers to greasy little rich pervert guys because it’s made them seem a lot less alluring.

I don't watch anything WWE so you could tell me Asqueth Finnigan was beefing with Fist Gently on NXT and I'd believe you 100%

We’re done here. Right?

I don't really care, do you? Give us a 🩷 you don't care.

"I like Kendrick but not when he's political" okay so you don't like Kendrick at all then.

Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance theonion.com/investi...

Autistic life for me is wondering if I should stop listening to a song after the 100th time in a row. Nope, got to keep going.

Hey Travis Kelce, you kissed the ring and today he’s shit talking your girl, AGAIN.

Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. And this is what the White House is focused on.

I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link. Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts. This was a Superbowl ad. And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

And it looks like it’s official. Trump is ignoring court orders. The rubicon has been crossed.

Me hearing the new Lady Gaga: Recession music Me seeing a stop sign: Recession traffic signage Me seeing a squirrel climbing a tree: Recession rat

Hang it in the Louvre

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The visual of Serena Williams fine as ever and glowing while Crip walking will live in my head rent free forever. It’s really getting me through. Cuz the misogynoir she has had to deal with for so long… whew.

So cool they have a poet’s corner. Respect.

Those Abbot/It’s Always Sunny episodes about the Eagles are about to go hard

Abbott Elementary star jalen hurts wins the super bowl

need a jordan peele horror film with a role for conner o'malley or tim robinson or both

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

Let’s make sure we have it all: 1. Wore a Canadian Suit at the Grammys 2. Won 5 Grammys for Not Like Us + had all their peers/audience singing along 3. Wore lowercase “a” chain for “a minor” 4. Performed Euphoria + Not Like us AT THE SUPERBOWL 5. Had entire stadium saying “A MINORRRRRR”

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize