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The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

Beyond nasty. Dolly is a national treasure.

Man I really want whatever Hakeem Jeffries gig is because I know he's mad paid. Just stand up there & be like look, I can't do shit, I'm not gonna do shit. What, you suggest I do shit? Naw I don't feel like doing shit. And just like be able to be really well dressed with property off that.

Yes we do

We call this a bus.

Folks, there's a Spring Election Primary tomorrow in Wisconsin. On the ballot statewide is the race for State Superintendent (the Wisconsin Supreme Court race has no primary). (1/)

right wingers in 2020: remote learning is a joke, reopen the schools right wingers in 2025: just ChatGPT it bro

I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭

I will join you on this: I don't think people know how badass MotoGP truly is, and they haven't even come close to hitting their ceiling

Get the Word out! 🧪 #saveScience #science #saveNIH #NIH #HHS #saveHHS

I can’t remember who posted it but someone was like it’s so embarrassing when adults like Bluey. that is truly the saddest possible stance to take. The world is flaming ball of hades. I will enjoy watching adorable dogs address complex relationship and family problems with no shame you monster

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

If you get the opportunity I really recommend hitting any Cybertruck drivers you see with a classic eye-contact thumbs down. So much more bang for your buck than flipping the bird

I've never been one to get sick but omg this toddler is destroying me

A ton of sports orgs, hospitals etc. that are NOT under the President’s authority bent over backwards to discriminate against trans people ASAP - meanwhile the US Army is explicitly delaying implementing the Order directing them to fire trans troops, deny trans soldiers medical treatment, etc.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

So sad and happy we get to be at his final game tomorrow!

The CIA being ovethrown by a right-wing coup is, one must admit, a pretty hilarious outcome for the Agency

ATTN: it might be a good idea to freeze your credit with all three agencies now that Musk has all your info. I froze mine long ago and it’s pretty easy to unfreeze temporarily if you need to.

regardless of politics, i think we can all agree that joe biden’s secret service-biting dog should have the opportunity to challenge trump for the presidency like this

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

All moms are fine, respect to the moms

We need to bring bullying back for these 18 to 21 year old finance bros. And Elon.

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

Is there an end goal to this stupid tariff attempt? Is it as dumb as I imagine or nonexistent altogether?

just remembered that old "you wouldn't download a car" anti-piracy campaign and i just want to say yes i would . i would

When exchanging your @signal.org contact info over an insecure channel (like a text message or DM), it's a good idea to generate a Signal link (URL) from the app, then you should RESET that link after you connect with the other person on Signal. Thanks to @micahflee.com for reporting.

Psst. You don't need Amazon. It's mostly garbage products now.

Hitting that renew Coatco membership button with extra happiness this time

Scientific advancements aside, this is economically irresponsible Every $1 spent by NIH generates $2.46 For example, in 2023, $47B in NIH spending generated ~$93B Halting NIH spending will LOSE the US a lot of money (and talent)

This amazing baby boy of ours is 10 months and 25 pounds and omg send help to our backs

Remember when I had corporate training last year about ethically trying to source chemicals when dealing with Asia due to human labor concerns, and now we just cruise by supplying Nazi Elon with automotive components for building...phew

On the third day of 0 F we said fuck it and didn't leave the house for anything because it is too cold

An absolute goddamn legend. RIP.

The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop. I want our World Wide Web back.

Here's the New York Times map of the presidential election results (left) and vote shift from 2020 (right) in the city of Milwaukee and inner-ring suburbs. Biggest shifts to Trump: the majority Hispanic south side, west town, Marquette. Biggest shift to Harris: Wauwatosa

Sure looks a whole lot like signaling one's virtues. Speaking of signals, use @signal.org.