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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives has a second season and this is absolutely the worst thing that could have happened to my weekend.

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I wish I was the person that I think I am at a farmers market.

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Today I got to break the news to a group of friends that there is a relatively contemporaneous (1861) erotic account of Aaron Burr fucking his way through life. Aaron Burr, sir, indeed.

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This is an opportunity for me to reshare one of my favorite jokes from the Kids Write Jokes workshop & their old Twitter account: Why did the crab go to prison? Crimes.

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The Operation Mincemeat cast would do Das Ubermensch at the Tonys if they weren't cowards.

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Just noticed that Joel isn't with Ellie at the end of the credits anymore. 😭 #thelastofus

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The cabinet meeting happening with "Gulf of America" baseball hats surrounding the members is peak Trump administration.

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I had some pretty major dental surgery yesterday and now it's just me and my mashed potatoes against the world while I disassociate on tramadol.

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My life took a turn for the better when I started reframing "a hill I'm willing to die on" to "a hill I'm willing to kill on."

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I have no desire nor need to remove money from my brokerage account. But I am enjoying checking it everyday just to watch it bounce wildly.

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I need six verses of the Hills of Tanchico.

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There's a segment on the BBC about rats that do searches for mines and the woman next to me just loudly decried it as "rat propaganda"

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I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

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Y'all are sleeping on "The Residence" on Netflix. I'm on the last episode and I have fallen off my couch twice laughing.

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I feel this in my bones. I just passed #100 for my listens of Operation Mincemeat.

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Currently at the bank while they try to tell me that because they do not offer notary service in State X it means I cannot get documents from that state notarized ANYWHERE. My contention that "I am not in State X" does not seem to be making headway.

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We had to ask him to stop tbh

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Catching up on Reacher and Chekov's water pit

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Heck yeah let's do this. It's less than an hour in and we have more than 20 states represented. Here's the sign up form again, pass it along to people who will be an active part of the solution docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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When my father was still alive, but I was well into being adult, I used the word fuck in front of him. Dad: I don't like hearing you swear. Me: Not a problem! I'll do my best to stop. Him: I just don't think it's ladylike. Me: Well now we have a fucking problem.

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Fox News is on in this pizzeria and y'all it's bad out there.

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Anyone ever think about the fact that we live at the same time as the largest animal to EVER live on earth? I think about it every damn day.

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Not me cheering Steve on as he gets SO close to getting the point

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On middle earth we have (at minimum) humans, elves, dwarves, hobbits, ents, orcs, trolls, maiar, and an assortment of sentient animals. And we know loopholes apply. What I'm getting at is any beaver with a grudge could have killed the "no living man may hinder me" Witch-King of Angmar.

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My endocrinologist just used the phrase "peel back your gums" with me and then he and I had to have a long conversation about his language.

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I'm sorry but there's too much happening in the law right now for me to figure out the proper Bluebook citation for a video dissent

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The wolf has been there for 20 years he's just only started eating things you care about.

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Scientists in Antarctica ask for help as one turns violent. www.newsweek.com/antarctica-s...

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"What does it matter how a man falls down?" "When the fall is all that's left, it matters a great deal."

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I'm watching #TheGorge and this went from a sweet love story to the creepiest fucking thing in 10 seconds flat. I am currently watching from 20 feet away in my kitchen

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Living in a time when Oscar Isaac exists and not casting him as Odysseus is a crime.

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"The most moral dimension of our lives is what we do with power." - @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

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Super Bowl USAID Save Foreign Aid

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