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Flynn/Doot | 25 | he/him | trans | constantly yelling | do not perceive me | listen to will wood
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fucked up I have to be at work when I could be at home making out with my fiancé

If you are an onion unfollow me the fuck now

I love reading fucked up weird books but also more often than not they're just not good or the idea gets away from the author and they don't know what to do after awhile the one I will never forgive is tender is the flesh. that just straight up sucked.

lots of rightwingers online making new narratives why the epstein files won’t be fully released because they don’t want to admit donald trump and elon musk are on there lol

MUST-WATCH: House GOP leadership refused to allow Rep. Brittany Peterson, who's on maternity leave, to vote remotely, but that didn't stop her. She showed up, not only voted but also spoke out against the GOP budget proposal with Sam, who turned 1 month old today, in her hands.

reading a book and read the phrase "her vagina hurt" in response to a medical experiment and I immediately had to stop and see if it was written by a man it wasn't

antivaxx is a luxury belief that only was able to fester because vaccines were so effective that people forgot how horrible these diseases are

we’re watching elon musk trying to run the government like a business by being that shitty boss everyones had at one point in their life and i hope this is an evergreen example of why “running the government like a business” might be the dumbest ideological statement out there

being into exotic animals fucking sucks actually, as much as I love my kiddos. like we have no idea if cisco was wild caught or not. he doesn't have a band, we have no documentation stating where he came from. I do know he's a big ol' bastard, and I'm giving him the best I can, but it sucks!

anyway if you have wild caught animals that you KNEW were wild caught upon purchase, I'm judging you. I'm judging you so fucking hard. those rain frogs y'all see on social media (specifically bushveld!) are all wild caught- and are social and need friends!

the more I see painted bullfrog babies the more I miss meabaw

if terminal monday turns to terminal tuesday I am going to have several problems

disciplining peeks fucking sucks bc I have to put him in timeout and he just cries not even screams just keeps letting out these sad peeps stop it!!! you know what you did!!!!!

if I have one more person recommend me trans media because I'm "also trans" I'm going to start breaking teeth

I'm like 3-4hrs from finishing my 3rd bg3 playthrough and the way I already want to play again origin astarion... origin karlach........ origin laezel??? the possibilities are endless

I'm trying not to develop a caffeine dependency but when I sleep like ass it sure is difficult

absolutely dying at the report that when the Eagles were asked whether they’d accept an invite to the Trump White House to honor their Super Bowl victory, the answer was a "massive no.” death to fascism, go Birds 🦅

fought for my life last night played dnd and had a blast the weekend is always a mess

Two Nazi salutes at CPAC and one at the inauguration. So. When we say they're Nazis, it's not actually debatable.

not leaving this in discord everyone has to see it (and remember to wash thoroughly)

I don't wanna work I wanna be at home with my partner and my birds and kicking my little feet when I ask if ryans tired of me yet and they say no

| Taken By the Styx | ...realized I never posted this one here, huh. Fixed! #hadesgame

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

gonna spin an audiobook and drink an energy drink and take my meds and eat an orange just to really min/max the morning

Do it.

new work responsibility means I get to fist fight men

A new government tracker claims DOGE has saved billions from ending federal contracts. But an NPR analysis of the data finds the claimed savings don't add up.

forgot that I bought a trail cam so I guess that's smth I can look forward to

NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. https://propub.li/43487Tj

LADY REPLIED AND ITS AVAILABLE!!! WE WIN THESE

it's MY fucked up body horror and unreliable narrator book and I'M GONNA REREAD IT (I'm spinning the Leech audiobook and hit the Unraveling section)

A coalition of watchdog groups and unions is seeking to block the DOGE team from accessing taxpayer data at the IRS. A similar battle is brewing over Social Security data.

NEW: Despite all appearances, the White House insists that Elon Musk is not in charge of DOGE. US Doge Service employees can't get a straight answer about who is.

if this lady doesn't reply to me about this massive terrarium I'm gonna eat her car tires

me: if they're not too heavy, could you bring those torches to the other shop? I don't want you to trudge coworker: I trudge through life anyway 🧍

both bosses left early so I'm reading manga feel like I'm 15 again

I just wanna play my spooky fishing game

the problem with the “listen to your body” thing is that mine is always telling me it’s the perfect time to get cozy in bed 😔

every fuckin day I go through the horrors and for what

Washington Post got their hands on internal documents from DOGE showing the entire plan to implement resegregation. They're going to purge minorities from government by calling them DEI. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...