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Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

Awful for Zelensky to have to sit there with those two. But if he ever goes back to comedy, he'll get an entire show out of that press conference

How it started/How it's going

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

Rising. Climbing. Ascending and soaring.

I have decided to cancel my show at The Kennedy Center on May 11, 2025 and move it to The Anthem.

Percent of births financed by medicaid, by state, 2023

For the US to side with Russia and North Korea to oppose a UN resolution condemning the illegal invasion of Ukraine defies all common sense and adds insult to the countless injuries suffered by the brave Ukrainian people. edition.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

Get. Him. Out. Of. Our. Government.

Good morning and Happy Friday to everyone who agrees that if you want people to stop calling your party a bunch of Nazis, then your party leaders should stop doing Nazi things like the Sieg Heil. Did you notsee this coming?

There were THREE Republicans who condemned Trump for his remarks about President Zelensky and Ukraine. You won’t believe who. Let me me know if you agree we need even MORE Republicans to speak out and be even LOUDER👇

Ummm…👇 The more you know…💫

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Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Rep. Jasmine Crockett exposes near $1 billion in new contracts for Musk in just 2 weeks: "This is nothing more than a money grab. He's not out there trying to save money for the American people, he's lining his pockets."

And here it is, my Joker moment. I am insane now.

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

Exactly right

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees with General Milley that Americans do not owe our allegiance to a King, Queen, or a wannabe dictator. We owe our allegiance to the Constitution. Fuck the nonsense trump says about being a king.

Illinois Governor, JB Pritzker, with an empowering and emotional speech. "The authoritarian playbook is laid bare here. They point to a group of people who don't look like you and tell you to blame them for your problems"

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

I absolutely agree 💯💯 🎯

Please share everywhere!!! Freeze your spending on Feb 28th…. Don’t shop! And if you have to, please turn to a local small business!

It’s FUKKKING tiring already!

Time to tank AirBnB 📉

This is what oligarchy looks like.

That’s more like it.

J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.

Money talks