I could also see New York, New Jersey, Maine, Vermont, Delaware, Rhode Island, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Virginia, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin and Minnesota eventually forming their own country too.
God, I wish we could! I literally wish there were red America and Blue America. They’d have nothing to do with us, and we’d pay our taxes knowing not a dime of it was going to those freeloaders!!!
I said this years ago. But the red part would always want to own or destroy the blue part. It is just how they are. They wouldn't leave us to live in peace.
No their there own! Hawaii never wanted to be a part of the USA! Leave them alone.... frankly Hawaii would make bank on the tourism! And im sure if that happen there would be more money in their pockets
Would be nice if the "Hawaiian people" has their peace back like "New Zealand".... would be nice right instead of being " colonized" all the time! The ROCK or one of the major " Hawaiian Mowry" as their president <3
Fun fact Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s father was Canadian. He was from Amherst Nova Scotia, and his family were some of the “Black Loyalists” who fought for the British during the American Revolution. Dwayne’s Mother is Samoan.
I don't think The US will be apart of Canada. I wouldn't mind seeing Washington State, Oregon, California and Hawaii breaking away and forming their own country then States like Colorado, New Mexico, Nevada and Arizona joining them. They'd be very profitable as a Country.
Way to go Team Canada! I’d become part of Canada in a heartbeat. Spent my a good part childhood going there for Canada’s game. Loved it. My blood is thick with poutine.
How about a swap? We've got a few Maple MAGAs up here who'd probably be happy to join ranks with their southern Komrade-in-arms. We'd fast track doctors and nurses.
This sounds perfect. Non-bigoted Americans will go to canada. All the maple magats can come to the United States of lunacy. Perfect! They can destroy the country as much as they want, while Canada prospers
Canadian teachers earn six figure salaries and have the best pension in our country. They are highly educated and highly respected. 98% teach in publicly funded schools. Come join us!
My classroom door now has a revolving “must read” banned books list. I have to hand out “know your rights”, ICE cards to my high school ML students…just in case. It is dark and sad days under this regime. My students are afraid and feeling hopeless.
With all the purges happening and “layoffs” by this Nazi regime very few people are walking away from jobs at the moment. Luckily I teach in a blue state but even here we have parents trolling teachers for teaching that Musk did indeed do a Nazi salute. I see it on my comrades faces. We are. tired
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I live in a Red State have never voted Republican, I’d rather see entire country be taken than leave part to fester even more. Canada has far different election procedures than USA. Theirs are truly fair and no chance of being rigged.
Canadian here. Our election system isn’t that fair—Westminster’s archaic setup lets parties win all mighty majority governments with less than 40% of the vote, thanks to huge seat distortions. But at least we limit money’s influence: corporations can’t donate, and individuals are capped at $1,750.
Sure, maybe our kids wouldn’t get shot at school. Sure, we wouldn’t go bankrupt if we got sick. We also wouldn’t be spreading weapons and mayhem around the world, but have you ever bought beer in Canada? No corner package stores. You have to wait in line at the Beer Store. They make you recycle too!
We try to keep a church to liquor stores ratio here 😂😂 just kidding… we have liquor stores everywhere way over church ratio… and snowball fights… we have those too!
Yes and dispensaries everywhere. You will get us fucked up and try and make us understand metric and colored money. Canada would have to give up the U in color.
Canada—the best country in the world. America, why not join us as our 11th province? We have universal healthcare, lower crime rates, polite and friendly culture, strong social services, global reputation, less political division, and maple syrup.
Thank you, how can we make this happen? California has a ballot initiative to leave the US. Hoping Washington and Oregon will follow. The three best states in the US.
This is a very American reply, but only if I get to keep my gun. I have deers and squirrels to hunt every fall and I will absolutely break the law repeatedly to do it.
I would be happy for all the north eastern states, and the West Coast states to be Canada’s next provinces that would leave the United States without the states that actually drive its economy.
Notice Canada prime minister pure joy at Canada winning, he was in a pub watching game with his fellow Canadians it was more then just a photo op for him.
Unlike the traitor piece of garbage trump , his first thought was not a photo op. He’s a hockey fan, always has been unlike the messiah who never watched a game in his miserable life .
He studied at McGill in Montréal and worked as a high school teacher (French and Math) for many years before throwing his hat in the political ring. He's much more a man of the people than any GOP pol, especially those at the WH.
Holy shit i remember that. In my screenplay another downfall of America from being top dog to whatever the fuck it's gonna be, the first shot in the show is a ketchup packet on the wall
Pull the ol' Orlok
Present a contract to Trump in French, explaining "it is the language of our forefathers"
He thinks we're signing a peace accord and the purchase of some real estate
When actually it's a deed to absorb the entirety of the US into Canada
More than 75 million of us feel that way plus I suspect a lot more. Nonetheless, I’m all for the U.S. becoming the 11th Canadian province. Although you may want to limit it to just the Blue states.
Come on up.
Currently we’re averaging 20 below 0 F.
However, there are no black flies or mosquitos.
Fishing is good when you auger through 6 inches of ice.
You can stay cozy between our good whiskey and award winning BC bud.
I’m rooting for our neighbors on both sides….our ‘beacon on the hill’ was put out completely when the Felon, who is contemptuous, and morally bankrupt moved into the WH.
awe thats kinda sad lol but hey atleast here in Canada youd have law and order.. free health care ...child care and gun laws among alot of other things but stay positive band together and hopefully ur country will get back to norm...whatever that is lol
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I'm so, so sorry, Viktor. I will do what I can when I can here in the UK. I have lovely friends who have hosted Ukrainian refugees & formed a very tight bond with the local Ukrainian community. Britain, thank God, is standing firm behind Zelensky. It seems the EU too. There is hope. Stay safe
I'm so sorry for the trauma you're going through.
Chamberlain was my Grand-Ma's cousin. There is no comparison with Trump. The majority of the British public were anti-war. He bought time, amassing a huge military machine to get UK ready for war to fight fascism, w/out which Europe would have lost.
You are correct of course, and as a teacher of history I should know better. Chamberlain is a quick macro for "selling out," and I noted recently the irony of JD Vance betraying Ukraine in Munich, of all places. I appreciate your note!
People use the media for historical evidence, but forget the bias.
I wrote my dad's work diaries up, so had a completely different perspective to that I found in a novel about his district, literally quoting an inaccurate press version of a situation he managed.
What an interesting career you have.
instead, Donald Trump threatens a nation that has had thee most enviable relationship since time began. For what? To beat his chest? To further express his dark sense of "bully"? He scares us. And disappoints us. Just come talk to us. It's that easy
Thinking on this 51st State thing: could Trump not have simply come to us & said: folks, you have to step up your game.We need to work together ensuring the safety of our continent. How about we build what we all need in the north, cooperate on these matters and hopefully prevent a problem? But, no!
I have an idea!
@meidastouch.com
Dems aren’t afraid of DJT & EM. Repubs seemed terrified to vote against DJT out of fear of retribution. Any moderate, reasonable Republican should change parties and start voting with the Democratic caucus to stop the madness. Can any be convinced to switch?
GOP congress seem more scared of the maga followers than they are of trump. See how quickly the senators cowered after trump pardoned the insurrectionists? Started approving widely disqualified cabinet members who earlier they had vocally opposed. Scared of the monsters they helped create.🐓🐔🐓
As a northeast resident, I join you. I am massively in support of this. I hope some top brains are thinking about it. The fact that the states that would leave contribute the most to teh federal budget, by which red states benefit most, would cause a fit for the Magats. They'd declare war.
As a Michigander I hope Canada doesn’t take all of the US. I would be happy if they took New England, Michigan, Minnesota to start with. See how it goes.
I think Ontario would happily adopt Michigan. Maybe provinces can sponsor states, or a fostering program? As it certainly feels like it’s a rescue mission. ❤️🇨🇦
If I included NY it would mean we would double the population of Canada and I didn’t want them to feel overwhelmed. Maybe a phase 2 could include New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin ? 😄
I love Minnesota and Michigan. I think every Canadian is protective of those states in particular. We have a lot of the same weather, we like the same sports. We have a great familiarity. I think of you guys these days.
If they take WI can we scoot that border down a bit to take Chicago area in Illinois, north of I-80? We bring the pizza and Italian beef to go with your beer!!
You would have looked ridiculous with our Upper Peninsula stuck on you- like a big nose! It is much more elegant as part of a set. And there would be no “Yooper” if it had gone to you. No, no, I think it was done correctly.
Americans, Trump's calling himself a king now. Bet you didn't expect that! We Canadians have a king too, but he's quite shy and won't say anything unless we ask him to.
I think a good example of an absolute monarchy today might be Saudi Arabia. Brunei, too. Certainly North Korea. Even though they don't call themselves kings, they have absolute power which passed on through the family line so that makes it an absolute monarchy in my book.
Illinois was once part of New France where the headquarters were established. I have an ancestor who went there to help setup government. We can take it back.
Might be a good idea to label some areas of Southern Canada, “No Man’s Land” and not include it with the rest of Canada. Think of those very old maps that say, “Here There Be Monsters”.
The NHL 4 Nation Face-Off has been a ratings winner. Saturday night’s matchup between USA and Canada drew more than 10million. Last night’s final had 10.7 million Canadian viewers alone (over a quarter of their population). US viewership is pending.
Yes. And in reality, both countries will be staying sovereign. Except of course the USA we will no longer have:
A Democracy
A Postal Service
A judiciary that actually follows the law
An education system that educates
Remotely affordable health care for everyone
But the rich will have a huge tax cut
Not to mention Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia, Kentucky, and the rest of the blood red states shouldn't join. Ohio, Indiana, and Iowa should be Canadian territories.
Oof! This hot hard. Not because I'm an 'American', because I'm an English ex-pat.
It hurts because I volunteer at a facility that houses permanently injured Bald eagles. 😁
Joking aside though, my sister pointed out a few days ago that the bald eagle is more vulnerable to the bird flu because eagles eat other birds. So not only can they catch it from being in contact with other birds, but from eating them also.
Yes, both raptors and waterfowl are susceptible. I live on northern Vancouver Island and haven’t heard if our large eagle or Canada Goose population has been affected yet. We have many Canada Geese that don’t migrate.
Canadian geese seem harmless waddling around eating grass but threaten the flock and they are fiercely protective. Their huge wings come thrusting out, the neck extends and with honking and hissing they are on the attack biting at heels and butts as cowardly predators run away. Much like Canadians
Yeah, no. Cowards don't survive up here in this cold harsh land. We stand together during times of crisis. It's in our DNA. Either stand together or die alone.
Be careful Canada, this joke could backfire on us. There are a lot of Americans who would take you up on it, and I couldn’t blame them.
Just remember to ban anyone who supports trump and musk; the rest would be welcomed into our beautiful country💙
I’m unaware of the extent of Canada’s criteria, or their scoring system for immigration purposes, but I do know that Australia, New Zealand and most of Europe and the UK have pretty strict guidelines relating to work experience, finances, health, convictions, family ties, etc.
The US has/had strict ones! The only reason that I know is that Canada had a big fight over this immigrant with a heart defect that MAYBE he would need a transplant in the future. They caved and let him in. Now with me, I can work a little, but would be definitely on the dole from day 1.
No. I literally immigrated to the US becIze my husband at the time wasn't fit to be Canadian. MY COUNTRY tried to tell me ... But I was like NO but he's sooooo nice 🙂
Honestly that’s an immigration standard almost everywhere. I’m Canadian and disabled and I can’t move anywhere else due to my health issues unless I somehow become very wealthy. It’s unfortunate, I once looked into moving to Germany as I have a SIL from there, but I wouldn’t be accepted.
Please Canada, he's insane! I was thrown off X-twitter a year ago for being a liberal. I warned other Americans that nobody running for U.S. President should even joke about being a dictator from day one. I warned people he was actually a felon and shouldn't run as a dog catcher in the United States
Are Canadian geese still an endangered species IN CANADA?🤔 There's about 20 BILLION of them in USA that we'd like to deport back to Canada! They certainly are not endangered here! And they crap EVERYWHERE!!🫤
Geez...it was actually a COMPLIMENT, but evidently y'all don't know what those are. All that cold weather has apparently frozen your assholes closed! Just because Trump is acting like a 💩 towards Canada, don't take it out on ALL AMERICANS! 🤨
It’s Worth Considering—Corrupt Lawless Criminals In Fascist Trump Gov. Would Be Fired, Face Justice—Under Canadian Laws—Then U.S. Would Be Immediately Returned To “The People” —Bc. That’s What ALLIES DO —PROTECT EACH OTHER!!
Michigan? I would welcome my home state being annexed. Canada would get all three domestic automotive OEMs, a bunch of assembly plants, two major universities and control of Lake Huron, Lake Superior and half of Lake Michigan.
Just take it a little more south and toss Ohio in. Give full access to Lake Erie, lots of manufacturing, biggest theater district outside of Broadway and the #2 healthcare system Cleveland Clinic.
And all of Lake Ontario ~ not just half of it, like there is now.
As someone in north western New York, we already think of Ontario as our nextdoor neighbor and our close friend ~ we'd be all for you adopting us. Please make it official 🙏🤞🥰🇨🇦
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Cheers, EH!
I agree with him, because The US has failed as an Independent Country, The US should just be taken over by Canada, because otherwise there's no future for The US.
Here's a better idea: why not refer to each individual state in the US as a province? Like, New York and California being provinces for example. That seems more realistic!
THEY ARE OUR ALLIES!!! Canadians love us. MEXICANS love us. And WE LOVE OUR WONDERFUL NEIGHBORS. OUR ALLIES AND FRIENDS. I’ll die defending us. 🇲🇽🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 HE IS NOT US.
Don't count on it. Canadian healthcare has serious limits and ask any Canadian put on months long waiting list for care they needed right away to save their life and many came here to get it..
You don’t know what you are talking about. I needed a transplant 20 years ago and got one and it didn’t bankrupt me. I didn’t pay for the surgery, my hospital stay and the life saving drugs I’ve been on since. Stay out of things you know nothing about.
You're misinformed.
We have many issues that desperately need addressing. We need more funding & doctors and we need to come down hard of the morally bankrupt conservative privatizers.
But these problems pale in comparison to the sick joke of American healthcare. I can see a doctor whenever i want.
The system may need some fixing - like a LOT more money put in - but I won't lose my house if a family member gets sick.
The main use of GoFundme in the US is for medical bills.
No thanks.
Agreed, and our system sucks too unless you're wealthy.
We seriously need to get rid of these insurance companies that make entirely too much $ off the backs of suffering Americans.
The US has waiting lists too or no specialists at all, and we pay a lot more for our out-of-pocket healthcare costs and have to spend time fighting non-payment.
With all due respect for people who need the schadenfreude of claiming the territory of another sovereign nation after they did it to us over and over again.
Let's not use the language of Mr. Fugly. It's gross no matter who says it, regardless of intent.
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I have been known to occasionally identify them as the 11th province 😄
Canada would like instantly double their GDP too, so win win
That would be wonderful 🙏
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Well legal weed will help cover the extra health care.
I’ve pledged allegiance to Canada.
Proudly & unapologetically!
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1. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
2. Never chirp Canadian hockey fans.
Being a retiree with a portable pension separate from Social Security, I may just apply to you folks, if there is still room in BC.
Please adopt us. Thanks in advance.
Reasonable Americans
Keep it up Canada. Someone needs to put that man in his place. We’re glad it’s you! ❤️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvtvIcKEQao
Washington & Oregon middle B.C.
California - Lower B.C.
14/3 on 3/14
Washington DC
Present a contract to Trump in French, explaining "it is the language of our forefathers"
He thinks we're signing a peace accord and the purchase of some real estate
When actually it's a deed to absorb the entirety of the US into Canada
They must be captured and their ideology wiped out
❤️🇺🇦
Currently we’re averaging 20 below 0 F.
However, there are no black flies or mosquitos.
Fishing is good when you auger through 6 inches of ice.
You can stay cozy between our good whiskey and award winning BC bud.
🇨🇦
Yes, indeed, our country has been forcefully taken hostage by an insane Fascist😞
Please pray for us🙏
Chamberlain was my Grand-Ma's cousin. There is no comparison with Trump. The majority of the British public were anti-war. He bought time, amassing a huge military machine to get UK ready for war to fight fascism, w/out which Europe would have lost.
I wrote my dad's work diaries up, so had a completely different perspective to that I found in a novel about his district, literally quoting an inaccurate press version of a situation he managed.
What an interesting career you have.
🙌 🏒🍁🇨🇦
He is, quite simply, evil. And started a fight with our best friends. It's unfathomable. 💔
I'll sign that petition.
@meidastouch.com
Dems aren’t afraid of DJT & EM. Repubs seemed terrified to vote against DJT out of fear of retribution. Any moderate, reasonable Republican should change parties and start voting with the Democratic caucus to stop the madness. Can any be convinced to switch?
A 💙 Virginian!
and we still love you ❤️
Though truthfully they probably would only want the west coast and New England… probably not New Hampshire though
Sorry.
…er…
Please form an orderly queue, eh?
Although it looks like Canadians are more interested in California than our border states.
https://www.newsweek.com/canadian-accepting-three-states-poll-2031663
🏒Red Wings 🥅 Wilds🏒
Stretching the Canadian border around those 3 states would be easier to defend, then running down the Pacific Coast around CA.
A Democracy
A Postal Service
A judiciary that actually follows the law
An education system that educates
Remotely affordable health care for everyone
But the rich will have a huge tax cut
It hurts because I volunteer at a facility that houses permanently injured Bald eagles. 😁
Maybe if Musk's doggie team didn't fire the bird flu researchers the eagle could have been saved.
Joking aside though, my sister pointed out a few days ago that the bald eagle is more vulnerable to the bird flu because eagles eat other birds. So not only can they catch it from being in contact with other birds, but from eating them also.
We think they like the warm waters downstream from the nuclear plant. (I don't know if that's a good thing.)
My dad raised Canadian Geese, and he warned us to keep away from the cute babies or risk getting attacked!
Just remember to ban anyone who supports trump and musk; the rest would be welcomed into our beautiful country💙
Hmmm. Hate to leave New Mexico behind.
If the US is the 11th Canadian province, does that mean it's now the Gulf of Canada? 🤔
I hope so!😂🤣😂
Don't sink to the
🟠 Felon tactics, Canada is better than that...
And I'd love it even more if you succeeded!
As someone in north western New York, we already think of Ontario as our nextdoor neighbor and our close friend ~ we'd be all for you adopting us. Please make it official 🙏🤞🥰🇨🇦
Cheers, EH!
It's now officially PTSD.
Post Trump Southern Districts
We need to inject a bit of levity into a very serious situation
I must steal this!!
Here's a better idea: why not refer to each individual state in the US as a province? Like, New York and California being provinces for example. That seems more realistic!
Canada has their own sovereignty,
They are distinct and will remain separate.
Americans could actually fix their health care right now if they wanted to.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/health/video/texas-doctor-surgery-insurance-call-digvid
disagree.
It’s not perfect & delays
do need to be addressed.
Nothing is worse than
all the taxes you all
pay and get little to
nothing in return.
They have brainwashed
a bunch of you to
believing that nothing
is better than something
🙃
The dead
American dream
We have many issues that desperately need addressing. We need more funding & doctors and we need to come down hard of the morally bankrupt conservative privatizers.
But these problems pale in comparison to the sick joke of American healthcare. I can see a doctor whenever i want.
The main use of GoFundme in the US is for medical bills.
No thanks.
Vegas wasn't built on winners.
We seriously need to get rid of these insurance companies that make entirely too much $ off the backs of suffering Americans.
From here forward, he’s the Mayor of Dumbfuckistan
Let's not use the language of Mr. Fugly. It's gross no matter who says it, regardless of intent.