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Chest hair that’s a nearly perfect sine wave This is the kind of posting that the really people want

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The thing about swastikas spray painted on the side of a cybertruck is there’s a 50/50 chance the owner did it.

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I feel like most of us had a better grasp on how the world operates in reality when we were like 19 years old than Elon Musk does now

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Israel is delaying the release of Palestinian detainees and prisoners, disrupting the Gaza ceasefire deal, and its military is intensifying an offensive in the occupied West Bank.

submitted 11 hours ago • 86 comments

POV: You're 16, believe being in advanced placement math class means you're a once in a generation genius, and have just discovered Reddit.

submitted 14 hours ago • 317 comments

Got paid in freshly made Italian sausage today Good day

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Christopher Rush’s Mewtwo #magic #mtg #RIP

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Trump administration has quietly ordered Border Patrol to gather photos, fingerprints and other data on all "alien minors" under the age of 14 encountered at the border, per memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-trump...

submitted 4 days ago • 70 comments

I forget the actual wording but there was a great tweet about how the Democrats are like a band that just spends all of every show telling the crowd to calm down.

submitted 4 days ago • 61 comments

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

submitted 5 days ago • 240 comments

please read to the end of the paragraph

submitted 4 days ago • 45 comments

Very few things keeping me in Ohio anymore

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You know I had to do it to em

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guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar what a surprise

submitted 13 days ago • 113 comments

only real question is: do the Democrats have the stones to do something about it (answer: no)

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

New NIH ‘Indirect Costs’ Funding Cuts Threaten Universities, Science Here’s my coverage in @forbes.com 🛟 🧪 😷 #AcademicSky #MedSky #episky🩺 #HiSciSky Public Health #science www.forbes.com/sites/brucel...

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

It’s like the democrats enjoy losing

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this is a good time to note that the proposed candidate for NIH director has never run a lab, cared for patients, led a major research and healthcare institution, or been a principal investigator on an NIH grant

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

Pretty good first pack🤔 #magic #mtg #aetherdrift

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Excellent work on these leaves my friends #plants #houseplants

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⚠️ Effective Monday 2/10/25, NIH indirect rate capped at 15%. Applies to existing & future grants. —> Deep budget cuts & program closures coming to a university near you. Is this the break the glass moment for university administrators who have been silent so far about the attack on science?

submitted 16 days ago • 102 comments

I appreciate the gods that take the form of an animal. It humbles us humans a bit

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i know that we're all on edge right now but let's try to remember this is just what costco is like on sunday afternoons

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

submitted 19 days ago • 212 comments

Senator Raphael Warnock ahead of the vote on RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary: "I simply do not trust him to oversee the CDC. He's unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it." BOOM! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

submitted 19 days ago • 951 comments

Everyone supporting the illegal immigration crackdown likes to play the “oh, they’re bad for the economy!!” card, but then go completely silent when you ask them how much it’s going to cost to surveil, target, and pay the agents overtime + bonuses to capture everyone

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I’m tired of air traffic controllers bossing people around actually

submitted 24 days ago • 24 comments

Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.

submitted 24 days ago • 767 comments

I missed this entirely: The FAA Administrator criticized Space X’s safety record and threatened fines. Musk demanded he resign. He did. On January 20th. www.thedailybeast.com/faa-chief-mi...

submitted 24 days ago • 1050 comments

the first fatal commercial plane crash in 16 years happened just days after Trump froze hiring of air traffic controllers that were already stretched thin

submitted 24 days ago • 193 comments

It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings

submitted 25 days ago • 100 comments

dude last night we arrived at the USPS Regional Destination Facility at like 2:04 a.m. and then at like 5:47 a.m.we departed the USPS Regional Destination Facility and started Moving Through the Network it was crazy

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Hello

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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

submitted 28 days ago • 462 comments

My local farmer’s market is a rare beacon of light peering out into a world of darkness Anyways, I bought some kumquats and lady apples today and the bag ripped open in the parking lot. I had to pick up like 40 pieces of small fruit one by one off the snowy asphalt because they were expensive

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

OK, I deleted Twitter. Now how do I find everyone I used to follow lol

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

thought about trying out for some nba teams this year, but i figured they’d probably tell some average joe like me to take a hike. it’s no use. lousy idea anyway

submitted 103 days ago • 32 comments

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

submitted 587 days ago • 16 comments

Apple will eventually create a search engine called Seed. Just wait

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