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Golf pro, wannabe raconteur, Chicago Bears fan. Probably too optimistic for my own good. History minor. Also, really have a dislike for modern fascism, not too fond of classical fascism either. www.thegolfmonster.blogspot.com
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Make some good trouble, kids!

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this week's newsletter: the soy right maxread.substack.com/p/soy-right-...

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

Yep. There’s a shitty reason for literally everything these creeps do. And none of it is gonna do anything to anyone’s benefit here.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Ken, are you aware that there are also state and local elections every year, not just a big one every four years? If you do, you’re already ahead of your last several predecessors.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

submitted 30 days ago • 574 comments

Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did

submitted 31 days ago • 48 comments

Doin’ the lord’s work…

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

nantz is one of the best to ever do it, and his biggest strength is that he earnestly believes a game like this is more important than nuclear holocaust

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Best opening press conference since Lovie Smith. Coach Johnson said all the right things. Hope they can execute. His only red flag was bringing up John Shoop’s name. Pretty sure every writer in that room still has PTSD over that era.🤦🏻‍♂️ #BearDown #ChicagoBears

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Who in the hell is the creep that didn’t vote for Ichiro? What an asshole!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Uhhh just because it looks like an effigy of a guy with well-known fascist sympathies was hung upside down at the place in Italy where the body of an infamous fascist was hung upside down 80 years ago doesn't mean that's what they actually did.

submitted 38 days ago • 37 comments

This is why Defector gets a few bucks from me every month.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Just in case people forget what we’re up against. Christ, my 101 year-old former paratrooper grandpa thought he finished this shit 80 years ago.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Being a “conservative intellectual” must rule so much. There’s this giant mass of babies that are scared of cities, mad at cartoons, and intimidated by women, and your job is to convince them having those feelings makes them brave warriors for western civilization

submitted 48 days ago • 65 comments

I'm the executive at Subway who gives notes on the ads demanding "more splashing on the Italian dressing" and "drop the meatball from a much greater height." I don't have any kind of degree or expertise, I just like watching sandwiches bounce in weird ways and the founder hired me in 1983.

submitted 43 days ago • 120 comments

Hey folks! Quit donating clothes to the fire victims... No one wants your shitty H&M/Forever 21 wardrobe and volunteers don't want to sort it. Clothing is literally choking every country on the planet. Give $5 instead... it will go a lot further. bit.ly/4hg1hOt

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I no bullshit love Los Angeles so I am very worried

submitted 51 days ago • 12 comments

If history tends to repeat itself, the #ChicagoBears now have a 99.5% chance of hiring this doofus as head coach.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not pro-Satan, but credit where it’s due — Satanists aren’t in your statehouse making laws about your uterus.

submitted 73 days ago • 190 comments

The Death of General Warren at the Battle of Bunker's Hill, June 17, 1775, by John Trumbull, 1834, 📸 via @bleachereport.bsky.social

submitted 73 days ago • 15 comments

@adamjahns.bsky.social Love the show and your columns. Making this season from hell bearable. Where do y’all hide the hotline number?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

ATL decided to punt to LV from the LV 38 on 4th & 15 with 5:26 remaining in the 1st while tied 0 to 0. With a Surrender Index of 9.25, this punt ranks at the 93rd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2024 season, and the 91st percentile of all punts since 1999.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

"Hey Bill Belichick, you only need 15 more wins to beat Don Shula's record, you interested in coaching in the NFL again?" "Yes." "Great! The Chicago Bears have an opening next year." "Onto to UNC" "But...that's a college team." "I know."

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

mary: can you rub my feet joseph: is there a way i can do that without actually touching them, and yet somehow, as if by magic, you still benefit? mary: ok i can tell you're still angry

submitted 649 days ago • 10 comments

George Russell and Max Verstappen:

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

submitted 91 days ago • 1525 comments