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Jesus Christ this league @thenba.space is a joke.

Austin Reaves’ whistle is insane.

Carlos Alcaraz is such a faux top player.

I’ll never forget the last time I saw Wemby play; it just just after Mr. Beast made a kid eat 1,000 dollar bills to win college tuition, & just before Kevin Hart would stop the game for a 20 minute tribute to a show that is changing channels.

I just hope Amazon puts the focus back on classic James Bond storytelling elements. Like the long history of villains that are grossly wealthy, insecure egomaniacs desperate to validate their fragile egos with wild schemes to control the media, governments, and space itself.

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

It's impossible to judge the effectiveness of the new All-Star Game format because so much *else* is going on. Any good scientist knows you should change only one variable at a time!

everyone get woke again before i have to fly on a plane in 3 weeks please

Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance theonion.com/concern...

The most revealing look at the electorate. In only one election since 1976 has "Did Not Vote" lost.

I love the NBA but you would be insane to opt for the NBA tonight over this hockey game.

It’s amazing that one person can run six companies, manage the entire federal bureaucracy, and be model parent to 13 children. Truly a triumph of time management.

The position I'd like to see House and Senate Democrats take is pretty simple: We refuse to cooperate with Republicans on anything until they stop breaking the law and trashing the Constitution. We want Musk out, DOGE dissolved, and the Trump administration complying with federal court orders.

New Executive Order reaction shot just dropped

Makes sense. We don’t tax religions.

We should give Hegseth a break on this one. He obviously has existential concerns about the effect of this war on world vodka markets

Jesus, Gen X, what the hell is wrong with us?

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

"America is not a software company. And letting a thin-skinned, Ketamine-fueled, video-game cheating, Nazi apologist billionaire take over the machinery of the United States is not something that anyone voted for." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

my full breakdown of a Lonely Island Super Bowl Halftime Show concept (maybe I shouldn’t post this entire thing for free but it’s not like it’s gonna ever happen so who gives a shit)

Sorry in advance for how much I’m about to be posting about SNL50

"Gulf of America" is just a loyalty test. It's a way of checking who is going to abrogate reality for no reason other than a cowardly refusal to stand up to the bully or an opportunistic willingness to toady up to one. Anyone who will call it that will help you round people up or look the other way.

Apple Maps won’t allow reporting on the error with the Gulf.

Every day is shittier than the one before it.

It could mean that the world financial system melts down when investors realize that Elon Musk may selectively default on US debt. Just saying.

Trump was so mad last night, he stormed out after the halftime show and cancelled the penny. Seriously. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Mahomes clearly still shook over the Luka trade

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

Nike hasn’t aired a Super Bowl ad since 1998. For its return to the big game, the company is turning to the meteoric rise of women’s sports—particularly women’s basketball. #WNBA www.wsj.com/business/med...

Bravo Nike

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

"hear me out, every commercial has a flying mustache"

Snoop Dogg and Brady in an anti hate commercial even as they both support Trump, a racist. LOL.

Fuck Fox News propaganda during the big game.

Devin Booker has no shame.

One thing that our weekly family movie night has made clear to me: I can't get enough of "robot defies expected programming to become friend/caregiver/teacher of underdog youth" movies. IRON GIANT, WILD ROBOT, BIG HERO 6, RON'S GONE WRONG, the less regarded NEXT GEN. I'll take all of that you got.

You cannot make this up

In my years of covering internet culture I’ve always tried to impress upon people that social media algorithms + audiences actively incentivize and reward behavior and people that are almost comically evil and stupid. Anyways now that culture is running the country