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No future.
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I think that’s tied with Indianapolis 2005 as the least exciting event where cars actually went out.
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🥱🥱🥱
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No matter how badly Cunty McCunt face screws the country, the country asks for more. Well fuck it - do your worst dipshit.
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Or we keep the royal family, move them into affordable housing and make them wipe arses to earn their keep.
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“Dominos pizza would like access to your photographs, camera, contacts list, text messages, telephone, location, network & emails - [Approve?]
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How is there any doubt about Putin for goodness sake? Jeeeeeez.
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The further we can stay away from this c*nts values the better.
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I think you could only behave like her if you didn’t believe in it.
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Sickening. Someone I know teaches in a state faith school, and has been told their career won’t progress any further due to their (lack of) faith. It can’t be legal!? They’re as bad as the masons.
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If we all fell for the “slippery slope fallacy” we’d still be living in caves throwing shit at each other. (Instead of doing it on here).
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Wanker tag team.
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Ah feck off.
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It’s so difficult to get very decent coffee, but once you’ve had an amazing one - you’ll know.
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Because pain relief can only do so much, and then it kills you anyway. Or what if you’re facing an inevitable inability to move, talk, perhaps even think? If you want to live like that - you’d retain that choice. I don’t want you, politicians, or clergy choosing for me.
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I don’t wish to be that person - but lately, most singles seem to be forgettable crap.
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I wouldn’t wish a relentlessly slow and painful death on anyone. But if that’s what they want - I won’t stand in their way. Shame my own wishes seem to be the subject of other people’s beliefs and whims.
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I like a cultural reference I can understand. There are fewer and fewer with each passing year.
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As a paperboy, one or two years ago, I was told not to do this - because if it remains visible for several hours, it’s a good indicator to thieves that the house is empty.