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nihilistics.bsky.social
The most retconned bloodline; reports of joining the Hecata are highly exaggerated. They/them. Show me your teeth. #vtm parody rp account; all posts are ic unless they start with // or 🤞
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@clanhecata.bsky.social is not a perfect family but at least they make their wraiths clean up after themselves.
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You’re made of stone, I eat people, Setites shill
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It’s a prepaid Cricket that someone just must have really really loved, idk what to tell you
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I have a Relic flip phone but it only works in the Shadowlands
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//you should see the rest of the restaurant
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You’ll definitely have a story to tell
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Like if you’re *that* sure you want it gone you can probably find a way that doesn’t give a sworn enemy so much satisfaction and also fuel their disciplines. Just seems like a weird choice when Vicissitude is right there.
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Just to be clear, I’m not saying there’s a chance your junk is gonna get bitten off. We’re Nagaraja. We eat viscera and have hated Setites for like 3,000 years. It’s *definitely* getting bitten off.
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Have you seen my mouth? You’re making bold choices today.
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Same way I can stomach you, Serpent
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Oh man don’t even get me started on that, with all the retcons that have happened it’s like Schroedinger’s Ghost City. All I can tell you is, for the moment at least, the Tempest is as quiet as it gets.
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Ugh not me I’m still on Aralu duty but one of these days I’ll show up with a wolf for us to eat—but I promise i’ll knock first.
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Nope he looks kinda like this
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They’re probably both kinds, tbh
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Just to be clear: when I say they’re a ghoul, I mean they’re in the Trump administration, not that they’re a mortal who gains powers and longevity from drinking vampire blood
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Not gonna lie, kid, it’s gonna be a target of opportunity sorta thing
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I can stomach all of them 😁
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I spent a century living in a prince’s dungeon disposing of inconvenient bodies by eating them and I now live in a ghost city in the Shadowlands, I’m late to the punch sometimes
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Bro he can fly he can see them if he wants
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//I know, but the frequent retconning is part of this account’s bit; all versions are simultaneously true and not-true. It’s even alluded to in my account bio.
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Does any of it even still exist in V5? Did it ever? It’s tough out here for a Flesh Eater.
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One minute the Tal’mahe’Ra are listening to the weird whispers from the Aralu, the next minute it’s relic nuclear bomb and sixth great maelstrom. And V20 is no help at all! mEtApLoT nEuTrAl is fine and good if you’re like a Ventrue or whatever and it doesn’t change your situation very much.
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Sure I’ll bring you there…
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But ask me again in five minutes because I’ve been retconned so many times I’m like Schroedinger’s Clan.
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Boring as shit
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We’re fine.
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Sadly no, only a relic version of YouTube TV
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I don’t think Nagaraja is one of the options
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Flesh for sure but when you live in a ghost city in the Shadowlands you don’t always get to be picky.
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Does holding them down before you eat them count as hugging them?
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Alternatively, LaCroix tastes like ghosts
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😂
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It’s like drinking LaCroix
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The Prince will just put me in a dungeon again and make me dispose of bodies. Pass.
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We can’t really infiltrate anything. Same as you.
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Yup
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I can confirm that I have booped her nose
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I mean. First of all we literally live in a ghost city in the land of the dead. As much as we prefer our dinner raw-and-wriggling, it’s not always practical. So we have learned to improvise out of necessity.
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Ghosts don’t taste good though so it’s not like we go out of our way to do it.
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You learn something every day!
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Yeah she’s our Abomination
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Techbro dorks (according to our own mages, at least)
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We have a little collection of them but we keep them in a box, so, no worries. For now.
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I can eat their ghosts when we’re done.