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nin.ten.dog
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we needed this rain

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War II was fought with tanks and guns

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

@nytimes.com is trying to gaslight me by swapping out today's spelling bee

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

TIL: The 2000s piracy PSA used a font designed by the fantastic Just van Rossum, whose brother Guido created the Python programming language.

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments

springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head 4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me

submitted 62 days ago • 7 comments

Mauricently

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

be on any chateau of a doubt

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Shiny Teeth Are What I Got youtu.be/NDs7BdaVQ54

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

hillary clinton acid washed her PDS server

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

ME: When's the soonest I can book an appointment? VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

Pioneer friend: Lol dude. The Indian tracker just said there's a great common spirit of harmony that connects all living things. Umm. Pause Lol Me: (skinning last remaining buffalo in what will become new mexico) Bro onto nothing ☠️☠️☠️

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

to develop for iPhone, Apple now requires XCode 16, which only runs on the latest two MacOS releases, i.e if you don't have Mac that runs their OS released 18 months ago, it can't be used for iPhone development. the solution is go spend ~$600 on a new build machine embarrassing shitshow company

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

just realized the show is called Suits because they file law Suits

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

this is CRAZY

submitted 97 days ago • 872 comments

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

submitted 98 days ago • 80 comments

Foreman: Maybe it’s sarcoidosis? House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis. Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis. Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic. Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…

submitted 135 days ago • 15 comments

@nytimes.com fuck you

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb? guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman soviet trent reznor: head laika hole

submitted 142 days ago • 8 comments

The only thing that rules is the law of the jungle; everything else, monkey business.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments