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nin.ten.dog
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TIL: The 2000s piracy PSA used a font designed by the fantastic Just van Rossum, whose brother Guido created the Python programming language.

springsteen: at night i wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head 4 year old me in my thomas the tank engine phase: it's like he knows me

Mauricently

be on any chateau of a doubt

Shiny Teeth Are What I Got youtu.be/NDs7BdaVQ54

hillary clinton acid washed her PDS server

ME: When's the soonest I can book an appointment? VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon

Pioneer friend: Lol dude. The Indian tracker just said there's a great common spirit of harmony that connects all living things. Umm. Pause Lol Me: (skinning last remaining buffalo in what will become new mexico) Bro onto nothing ☠️☠️☠️

to develop for iPhone, Apple now requires XCode 16, which only runs on the latest two MacOS releases, i.e if you don't have Mac that runs their OS released 18 months ago, it can't be used for iPhone development. the solution is go spend ~$600 on a new build machine embarrassing shitshow company

just realized the show is called Suits because they file law Suits

this is CRAZY

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

Foreman: Maybe it’s sarcoidosis? House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis. Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis. Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic. Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…

@nytimes.com fuck you

atheist gf: can you please just be normal while my family is here christian bf: *hanging special orbs on a magic tree* are you folks washed in the soul cleansing blood of the lamb? guy who says 'hot water heater': i'm a sold car salesman soviet trent reznor: head laika hole

The only thing that rules is the law of the jungle; everything else, monkey business.