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submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

holy shit yall lmao

submitted 15 hours ago • 205 comments

Imagine how many polycules would still be intact if there was a Steven Universe episode about doing the dishes

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

submitted 2 days ago • 122 comments

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

submitted 2 days ago • 180 comments

Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.

submitted 3 days ago • 567 comments

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

submitted 3 days ago • 154 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

Lmfao

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

Ninja Costello: Look all I wanna know is can you tell me what are those little pointed throwing stars Ninja Abbott: shuriken Ninja Costello: then why don't you do it? Ninja Abbott: I keep telling you 'shuriken' Ninja Costello: YOU KEEP TELLIN' ME YOU'LL TELL ME BUT YA NEVER GET AROUND TO TELLIN'

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Even CNN is clowning on Chuck Schumer's pathetic "we will win!" chant lol

submitted 6 days ago • 86 comments

I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic And what's more leftist than that

submitted 7 days ago • 280 comments

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

The US government has issued an indefinite moratorium on "The cruelty is the point" posting. The penalty for violating the moratorium is a $500,000 fine and 25 years in prison with no chance of parole.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is just sheer brazen criminality by DOJ. Adams gets federal corruption charges dropped not because there isn’t overwhelming evidence, but because he agrees to help Homan round up migrants. And Homan says the charges will be refiled if Adams doesn’t “come through.”

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MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually

submitted 11 days ago • 99 comments

Beer.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Jokes are apparently real now

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

submitted 17 days ago • 635 comments

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...

submitted 17 days ago • 89 comments

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

submitted 17 days ago • 2838 comments

What if everyone in the country agreed to halt work until The Horrors are put to an end

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Ngl feels really silly just going into work on the edge of a possible financial collapse and coup of the United States.

submitted 19 days ago • 30 comments

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

submitted 20 days ago • 78 comments

I really don’t think it’s happenstance that pretty much every remaining institutional safeguard broke down within 15 years of Citizens United

submitted 21 days ago • 257 comments

So basically the same people who say racism no longer exists in america did this thing where they started using dei as a euphemism so they can get black people fired from jobs

submitted 22 days ago • 49 comments

Emma the Squirrel Grabs Her Heart After Being Startled

submitted 23 days ago • 73 comments

It’s all “get good/skill issue” until bitches have to play Super Mario Sunshine and they fold like the chair at a backyard barbecue.

submitted 23 days ago • 61 comments

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

submitted 23 days ago • 555 comments

i’m losing my shit at this

submitted 24 days ago • 72 comments

Wow RFK Jr. just perjured himself on live tv

submitted 24 days ago • 3196 comments

yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”

submitted 24 days ago • 840 comments

The US is falling apart by the day, the climate crisis is only on trajectory to get much worse, and I have a completely unworkable but simultaneously non-negotiable deadline for a very complex project at my 9-to-5 job. In what part of life are we supposed to find peace?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I sort of wonder why we bother pointing out the hypocrisy of conservatives at this point in the game. They know they're hypocrites, guys. They love how it pisses the rest of us off. I'd say attack their policy, but avg joes do not care at all about policy. Tough spot.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Jennings: This salute trutherism is outrageous. Rampell: Do it right now on TV! If you think it’s a normal way to greet people, do it right now on TV. Why won’t you?!

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