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I'm a video game critic, enthusiast and self-trained Ninja.
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https://opencritic.com/critic/378/jordan-biordi
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Brendan Small, Jason and Melissa. Maybe Coach McGurk if he can be bothered.
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Wait...what did I do?
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I won't care about this until I see an Inkbrush. Octo/Pain can suck it
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No love for the Inkbrush? Whyyyy?
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They're figuring out how they can charge $10 more than the standard movie ticket.
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It genuinely looks so frigging adorable.
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Twinsies!
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Just to add to this, DOMINOID is available for free (or pay what you want), was made by a genuine visionary and may be one of the most fun puzzle games I've played...ever!
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And another thing, why can't Metroid crawl?
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Ambassador Program holders show 3DS certificate to get a free Gamecube Controller.
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Well, Nintendo made it borderline impossible for me to get one, so...not me 😅
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With your mind on your money?
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Also, yeah. Nintendo using it as an excuse to be an industry fuckwad doesn't help either.
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Honestly, my excitement dropped right off a cliff. Its the same cycle of hype and wait that killed my excitement for the PS5. I'm sure it'll come back around when I finally get one in 3 years.
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I thought Chia-Biss was a herbal remedy
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You'll do great! And if you decide to get into the mobile version, you know where to find me 🤣
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It's not as if WB would've paid a bunch of Youtubers to promote it and a certain owner of the VGAs would've accepted money to promote a game with a meaningless award. Next you're telling me he would've given time and attention to something like Catly.
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Honestly, a modern version of this game would slap of for nothing else an updated version of the multiplayer that allowed playing with randoms would be amazing!
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Yeah, I had a lot more luck with the last set, but I've only opened like 12. I'm missing a lot of the higher end cards from the last. I'm just waiting for the Galarian set. I need my Scorbunny/Cinderace cards
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Lol everyone gets one to look at, and one to keep the other one from getting jealous
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I know it seems weird, but Nightreign is actually a play on words. It refers to both the rule of the lords that control the storm, but also the rain that comes at night that literally destroys time and space.
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I feel like saying "a reasonable price" implies its original asking price was unreasonable which it ABSOLUTLEY isn't. ANTONBLAST is a steal at $25 (CAD)
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Wait...is Jayden Smith in this one too?
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Lol it's finally happening. Today, I am truly a critic 😅
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Lol it should be 2,4 Switch 2
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Man, you really can do anything with AI.
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A well deserved takeover!
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What a mouse...
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You could barely feel the time go by because of all the amazing games they have on it....oh wait...
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Especially if you're going to be this naive about the meta context on how the people with the power over art and creation view the process of creation.
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Lol I literally get paid to tell people my opinion on whether or not they should give media products time and money, but it's always slightly undercut by the "form your own opinion" people 🤣
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It's essentially like how the like/dislike buttons on YouTube have the same function, because Google didn't really care about what you liked or didn't like, it was all about "engagement" and engagement meant ad dollars.
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So you voice your disapproval by giving money to the people who create the thing you don't like? That's like people who buy sneakers just to burn them on Twitter. The money spends all the same.
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I'm sorry, there's only one Mr.Bones, and a Star Wars series stsrring HIM would be even better.
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Age ain't nuthin but a number baby 😅 I'm 36 and I play video games for a living
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Happy birthday! Treasure it! 30 is where shit gets REAL