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I keep seeing people mentioning Utah as if current events in my home state are some beacon of hope. Whether it’s a news article about Gov Cox not doing something awful and instead doing something meaningless, or otherwise. The votes of people living here don’t matter folks. That’s all there is to it

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

the righteous they/themstones

www.wheresyoured.at/longcon/

just thinking about the job hunting process for no particular reason

The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

weird that Kendrick is having football teams open and close for his show on Sunday

Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time

Bored with "Satan is the villain" narratives AND "Satan is a poor misunderstood little meow meow" narratives. Time for "Satan is controlled opposition"

Did I trick an extremely large number of people into listening to an essay on Debord and the Spectacle by telling them it was about the Nazi salute? Yes. Did they enjoy it? Also yes lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

i love responding to long-winded rambles with a single sentence that invalidates the entire argument

#bloodborne Already brainstorming for this year's anniversary piece...

anyone seen the Von Trapp Family Singers? They were supposed to perform at the inaugural ball tonight, but they haven't shown up. weird.

Using They/Them pronouns to own the infidel pigdog capitalist American scum.

“I’m different, I’m a rebel. I’m an outsider,” I say to the credulous journalist before repeating verbatim the beliefs and worldview of the president of the United States and every person with money and power in the world right now.

Fromsoft games will have an item called the Ice Cream and Blowjobs Charm and when you equip it it quadruples the damage enemies deal to you, gives your player character cancer and makes your parents file for divorce in real life

say what you will but this truck is producing some of the most on the nose images for how stupid this year is already

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh

Speed Racer is so funny. It's like if a Spy Kids movie was imbued with a curious, divine grace. While continuing to be a Spy Kids movie down to its marrow

Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord is a great game because you do a whole big medieval battles and then you slowly make a series to clicks to move the losing parties butter into your inventory. Now the butter is mine.