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Trying to find some sanity during these crazy times in Houston. Mom, Engineer, Friend, Book Lover, and Sports Fan (Zags/UW/Seahawks)
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I hate this. Why are we trying to tank this season?

Kind of incredible that, btwn Doug Baldwin and Tyler Lockett, the Seahawks had arguably the two most underrated receivers of their respective generations. Feel fortunate to have watched both for so long.

Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

A crypto national reserve is like a national reserve of Beanie Babies. It serves no function. There is no situation where it would be necessary. Except to move massive sums of taxpayer dollars to private interests in exchange for worthless garbage.

Wait, I thought this was a feature! :)

After seeing more than a few dismal responses from universities in the current dismantling of science in the U.S., I want to applaud this email from the chair of my alma mater, the University of Washington Astronomy Dept. 🔭 (Email is too long for alt text, so I will copy-paste in replies)

Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

i feel like it's an open question whether or not the flu vaccine will even be available next season

Why did my Alexa just start Salt N Pepa’s Whatta Man when I looked at this picture?

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

all I know is that had President Biden forced out the FAA chief under pressure from his top adviser and his corrupt motives, and then the next week there was a plane crash that killed more than 60 people, Republicans would be howling that it was an impeachable offense.

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.

Imagine a world where you never learned or tried anything new, you just kept pushing the button for another pellet like a rat.

This is so painfully dumb.

Here's an update on our expectations for the winter storm next week, which is increasingly likely to bring a hard freeze and snow to Houston. The period from Monday night through Wednesday morning could be challenging from a roads and airports standpoint. #houwx #housky

Can we really say anyone is making forward progress in these times

Jimmy Carter Appreciation 🧵: As we mourn Carter's death, there will be lots of discussion of his presidency and his post-presidential exploits, including his work with @habitatforhumanity.bsky.social and the @cartercenter.bsky.social. But I want to talk about Carter and the federal judiciary....

I join Americans across the country in mourning the loss of President Jimmy Carter. As president, he worked to protect the environment, expand clean energy, champion human rights, and advance peace. After leaving office, he spent decades helping the less fortunate. May his memory be a blessing.

RIP Jimmy Carter, one of the very few presidents we can be proud of.

Time for some Seahawks football baby

With today's news about the Bluey movie, Joe Brumm breaks his silence about the future of Bluey as a TV show — or, specifically, about his future with Bluey as a TV show. This reads to me like a guy who has made peace with the idea that his very lucrative creation will eventually go on without him.

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass

Billie Eilish’s NPR Tiny Desk premieres tomorrow at 12 pm EST:

Me wondering why people on tiktok are exhalting the Arizona Iced Tea ceo :: Searches:: Oh “We’re successful. We’re debt-free. We own everything. Why? Why have people who are having a hard time paying their rent have to pay more for our drink?”

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.

Well that was a rough loss for the zags.

the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god

Editor: You get those photos of Diego and Gael and Bert and Ernie? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Stepping outside in Houston this morning like…

Outlook and Teams notifications are off. Ready for my maternity leave!

Shout out to the forthcoming head of NOAA.

Well earned!

Rare opportunity to observe multiple perspectives of generational trauma in a single instant.