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i think the least i’ve ever related to sonic fans is when they start acting like sally acorn is a real character. you’re lucky sega of japan let him eat chilli dogs in game

I saw this fly by and thought it was from a random user, but no. This is the Opposition Party. This is the Resistance. This is the collection of wealthy, powerful people who allowed Trump and Musk to exist in the first place. This, the Modern Dem Party, is the most useless political party on earth.

Worried about tariffs? We have good news! 🙏

hot ECOs in my area waiting for approval? In MY workflow routing? It's more likely than you think!

1000% this

This is brutally hilarious. Shot and chaser.

gdq just did a run of rebirth so i had to know. i needed to know. in a speedrun context how long are you forced to spend in that one room in the temple of the ancients with the unskippable flashbacks. the answer was 9 minutes and 3 seconds. 2.5% of the run

it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why

the sacred texts

Imagine having one of the best remaster/remake companies in the business along with having your own massive library of old games & IPs and deciding that the best way to use them is to have them make yet another live-service game. And then you cancel that game.

you might think you’ve gone through the shit but at least you’re not someone who got really invested in elder scrolls lore 20 years ago

Announcing the Switch 2 with essentially just “it’s got Mario Kart” is kinda hilarious

The Garfield of Beers

Nothing is more effective as a game walkthrough than an enormous plaintext document from gameFAQS dot com.

can someone explain how this isn't just

When someone asks how my 2025 has been

If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.

why are the otaku at war with the weeaboo

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Been getting a lot of people asking about LA geography concerned that the images they see means the entire county is on fire. That's understandable. But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.

It has been 2,403 days since The Elder Scrolls 6 announcement, which is also the amount of time between that announcement and the release of Skyrim. It's been a little over 13 years since Skyrim.

environmental storytelling

Typical Meiji Government behavior

Thank you, Quest 64 Official, for spreading the word about Quest Fantasy Challenge.

[From Reddit via Mastodon] We need to work out how we are going to communicate post-internet.

the ai bot isn’t “admitting” its secrets to you or “revealing” its creators intentions it’s just a word generating machine generating words the only meaning is that which you read into it and imo that should be none

everything on 4chan is just someone larping until it confirms your priors and then it's ABSOLUTELY the real deal

A warm welcome to Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith into the AskHistorians canon www.reddit.com/r/AskHistori... @askhistorians.bsky.social

super fighting robot

Grim scenes at the goodwill

not enough people appreciate the fact that we are alive at the same time as this man

I have gone through all 4838 Illinois Flag Commission design submissions that were released to @milesmacclure.bsky.social via FOIA so that you don't have to wade through countless Abe Lincoln silhouettes, bald eagles, and "LAND OF TAXES" grievance flags to find the funny ones. Thread starts here.

Skeleton Crew’s target audience isn’t kids, it’s adults watching with their kids. It’s driven by the dramatic irony of knowing more about setting and genre than the characters do, and turning to watch your kid on the couch come to learn those things as they go.

lesson learned: always say "about 70%" instead of "69%" in a headline lol