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Aspiring writer. DnD | LOTR | Forever Student | Nature Lover
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🫥 oh no 🫥 who could have seen this coming 🫥 how could we possibly have predicted this 🫥 what an unforeseen outcome 🫥

"The halftime show was boring." Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.

IT’S DONE!!!! I spent most of yesterday and some of today creating a guide to all the elections taking place on Tues and a week from today If you live in DE, GA, KS, LA, MN, NE, NY, OK, or WA, you may have an election If you live in OK or WA, I can almost guarantee it DO NOT SIT THESE OUT

This is AMAZING news! Fuck Amazon www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

My world’s on fire How bout yours?

Who knew there were so many hot young singles in my area that want to follow me 😂

Colorful and chaotic

A goat I drew at a punk bar 🌿 - Mechanical pencil & Micron Pen -

I literally am creating a playlist with music for this time of year that doesn’t include any of the beaten to death retail classics because they just aren’t the same anymore

Holiday manicure 🥰🎄

Alright go off king

I am now learning that having low followers while following a bunch of accounts is a red flag apparently. Please forgive me for getting overzealous with the artist starter packs I just wanted lots of cool people on my feed 🥲

I did a thing youtu.be/aEJe5fF9NDE?...

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Reskeet this until it breaks. Then reskeet it again. We need to flood Congress with phone calls TODAY to make sure they don't slip the dangerous and misguided Kids Online Safety Act (KOSA) into a must-pass year end bill. This bill would make kids LESS safe and threatens LGBTQ ppl & human rights.

Castlevania: Nocturne Season 2 trailer is here!! See you on January 16th! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 youtu.be/tQt-irbJtq8?...

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again: Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call. Your cat is perfect. I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat. Thank you.

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.

Does anybody want dnd meditations? Because I’m making them. Looking for the mindful geeks who want to be notified when they’re done later this month :) #dnd #meditation

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Dhampir - half vampires - can be found throughout every region of the empire. But depending on the circumstances of their birth, and the type of vampires in their lineage, their life experiences can vary widely. Would you choose to be loyal to your human or vampire lineage? Or play both sides?

“I DEMAND TO SMELL YOUR TEA.” My cats, every day. “UGH GRODY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SMELL THAT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??” My cats, moments later every day.

my third wheel chart, with aragorn and gollum for reference

Just in time for Christmas 🥰

Can’t afford to pay your taxes to the vampiric empire? No problem! You can always donate blood to help cover your bills. It’s the “humane” way the vampires have found to keep human populations alive while also extracting what they need from them. #dnd #customsetting

Do you like castlevania? Do you like game of thrones? Do you enjoy the idea of overthrowing a global empire of vampiric rule? Well then I’ve got a great dnd setting for you! I’ve been crafting it slowly for a few years but I plan to post much more about it here. Drop me a follow if you like :)

FFS The spin on this is dizzying. How about: “People are fine with paying for insurance until they have to use it and realize the system in this country is dogshit”

A hit man is not the state. You can say that you feel bad for the CEO without being silly.

I’ve had so many meetings today my brain is liquid and I still have work to do

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

Hell yeah