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noelshortness.bsky.social
Baker. Mom. Wife. Friend. Certified hater. 💙
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

submitted 49 days ago • 1043 comments

So glad I’ve only told one person about Bluesky. Truly feels like a safe space.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Felt cute

submitted 125 days ago • 146 comments

Netflix - please stop minimising the end credits of movies to suggest something else. Let viewers enjoy the soundtrack and see the cast and crew that worked on the film. We'll exit it ourselves when ready to. #film #filmsky #movies #moviesky

submitted 125 days ago • 1792 comments

Lemme tap tf in

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

“Sir he done dropped again”

submitted 128 days ago • 27 comments

"'I'M NEVER LEAVING THIS APP,' they would say every day. "But they did leave, children. They went happily on their way. "From an app so haunted by ads and trolls to a marvelous place where connecting was the goal. "They said, 'NO MORE HATERATION!' "And that's story of the Great Skygration." 🦋

submitted 131 days ago • 14 comments

Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.

submitted 130 days ago • 1549 comments

WHY

submitted 131 days ago • 4 comments

Americans saw this amazing woman and decided to vote for a convicted felon who wants to give tax cuts to billionaires and will cut Medicare, Social Security, education funding, and housing assistance to pay for it.

submitted 131 days ago • 1849 comments

I guess I’ll start the 75 soft today.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

2025 white house cabinet meeting

submitted 131 days ago • 558 comments

I’m so tired of being lower middle class. Can’t afford to live but I make too much for any assistance. It’s truly sickening.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Damn near jumped out of my skin waking up from this fucking dream

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

A decade of “Dems are gr**mers and kid r*pers” and they nominate the fucking legion of doom of monetized molesters.

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“This is how democrats can win the next election.”

submitted 131 days ago • 29 comments

I will play christmas music today

submitted 132 days ago • 39 comments

Someone had to do it 🤭

submitted 134 days ago • 529 comments

I don’t understand the concept of being a “pick me”, bc the prize is someone who doesn’t even like you??? Hello

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

It’s World Diabetes Day what did you get me

submitted 136 days ago • 46 comments

Finally catching up on Abbott elementary

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

i don't care who wins I just need tyson to bite a ear off i don't even care if its his own

submitted 135 days ago • 19 comments

Newskies: I don't like skeets, do we have to call them skeets? Oldskies who up until this second were calling them posts: Yes

submitted 136 days ago • 122 comments

I skeet therefore I am

submitted 136 days ago • 4 comments

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY PALESTINE 🇵🇸🫶🥺 #FreePalestine

submitted 135 days ago • 69 comments

But I do be baking and will be posting my works on here as I progress. Hope y’all enjoy

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

NiGHTS drawing I did from memory last year that I still really like. This character was a major cause for brainworms when I was in middle school.

submitted 136 days ago • 24 comments

I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.

submitted 135 days ago • 106 comments

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Also, why does my 3 year old stand in front of me and just yell mom repeatedly, even if I’m answering him???? We are making eye contact, please stop yelling!!!

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

There are times where I think I’m handling my new diagnosis of diabetes fine. But then there are times where I am screaming because my last senor broke, it’s 12 am, and I can’t find my standard glucose reader

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

📷

submitted 444 days ago • 0 comments

WTF is going on here at Blue Sky? People are civil to each other. People having intelligent discussions. People are spelling things correctly. I haven’t seen any racism or sexism. I’m confused.

submitted 135 days ago • 3190 comments

this is beyond amazing news

submitted 135 days ago • 112 comments

submitted 135 days ago • 900 comments

For real 😲

submitted 136 days ago • 116 comments

i want mike tyson to knock jake paul's head off in the first punch to stunned silence from the audience but we live in hell so he's almost certainly being paid to take a fall

submitted 136 days ago • 230 comments

We really gotta build this mf from the ground up #whoneedsElon #bluesky

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