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Old dude finally figuring out the skin I’m in. Queer. Music lover, ex-gatekeeper. Very ex-christian. I’ll probably fall in love with you, but I’ll be cool about it.
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@lenamaymath.bsky.social sup, girlfriend. Welcome to Bluesky. It’s fine.

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Be fun if George Soros went out and committed a few crimes so Biden can pardon him too

submitted 92 days ago • 35 comments

I think I just understood Beefheart. He’s almost enjoyable now.

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Remember kids, Jesus was “hot to go” up on that cross for YOU

submitted 93 days ago • 32 comments

Why does Little Rock smell like almond?

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never seen anyone disprove malcolm gladwell more thoroughly than elon. he has spent so much more than 10,000 hours posting and he hasn't gotten even a little bit better at it lol

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Joe Rogan is a bitch.

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@actingliketommy.bsky.social I’m too old to do the Twitch thing (my attention span is shot), but I really enjoy your videos on Youtube. Thanks for fighting and helping us old guys remember we’re still relevant.

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Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

submitted 101 days ago • 648 comments

Awwwww shit.

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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

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System of the Dog: a SoaD-themed Mother Love Bone cover band.

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If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”

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I sure got called a p*do a lot by people who don’t want to see the evidence regarding an actual p*dophile in their party.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene being chosen for the Department of Gagworthy Edgelords (DOGE) proves that the entire Musk/Vivek initiative is a joke

submitted 102 days ago • 205 comments

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

submitted 102 days ago • 429 comments

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

submitted 103 days ago • 368 comments

Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.

submitted 102 days ago • 476 comments

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x

submitted 104 days ago • 400 comments

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

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I really try to stay away from the cheap, trite nicknames for people on the Right, but I just saw “the Fanta Menace.” Holy shit.

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As a manual laborer in a bacwards-ass state in the Deep South, can comfirm

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A lil tip for the folks with shoe polish on their lips today :)

submitted 104 days ago • 243 comments

Me

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As someone Oklahoma-adjacent, I can attest to its accuracy.

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Hoggle is easier to understand.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Free speech is a beautiful thing, but when a billionaire thinks his voice is more valuable than yours and steps on your opinion using their vast wealth it creates an inequality that we really need to address.

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