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network’s haunted? *cocks gun* always has been

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

chuckling to myself, remembering @iwriteok.bsky.social waxing eloquent about the terroir of various tear gasses, like a police-riot sommelier

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

transit idea: shuttle that leaves from the grocery store with lockers outside for grocery bags

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I have a special place in my heart for moving blood from the atria to the ventricles

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

for the cause of world peace, we must implement the international redneck games / world’s county fair * stupid shit you can do in a truck * music you can play while fall down drunk * trained working animals * eating contests * rasslin

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Really hard to overstate the extent to which opposition to the current administration is the default position of normal people. They’re handing out kazoos. There’s bubble machines

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

Willem Dafriend

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i should call her

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I bet porn for beetles is a giant beetle horn taking up the whole picture with a tiny beetle attached to it if you look closely

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

personally i think Senator Padilla should've been waving a big american flag. those fbi agents probably wouldn't have pushed him down and handcuffed him if he was waving a really big american flag. it's just bad optics

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

doomscrolling georg, who lives on the internet and scrolls 10000 hours a day, is the common case adn should have been counted

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna do a video about Alex Padilla getting tackled. Expect 10 minutes of continuous screaming.

submitted 7 days ago • 41 comments

quality noise set

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments