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noisesmith.bsky.social
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Mozart is classicalslop

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

the “nice” setting on each task is mandatory

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

somehow, despite having the most expensive healthcare system in the world, people think we don’t have universal coverage because it would cost too much

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

there’s a heavenly tally that tracks us all, and its sole purpose is to mark whether your final poop was before or after your final shower

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

the dismissive argument from “human nature” is an argument to treat people like cattle. our nature is there to be cultivated and overcome. the lazy cynicism to argue that we can’t do what’s right because people are flawed is anti human and diminishes all of us.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

network’s haunted? *cocks gun* always has been

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

chuckling to myself, remembering @iwriteok.bsky.social waxing eloquent about the terroir of various tear gasses, like a police-riot sommelier

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

transit idea: shuttle that leaves from the grocery store with lockers outside for grocery bags

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I have a special place in my heart for moving blood from the atria to the ventricles

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

for the cause of world peace, we must implement the international redneck games / world’s county fair * stupid shit you can do in a truck * music you can play while fall down drunk * trained working animals * eating contests * rasslin

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Really hard to overstate the extent to which opposition to the current administration is the default position of normal people. They’re handing out kazoos. There’s bubble machines

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments