noisyjones.bsky.social
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You mean when the Scottish king James VI took England under his rule ?
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What about Parcel Farce ?
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What if you order it from M&S instead ?
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The three Gallias:
Celtica, Belgica, and Aquitania
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They tried hushing it up, but I heard Phil Mitchell does Civil War battle re-enactments, whilst Roy Cropper is in a male voice choir.
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When I was 18, it looked like the world was permanently set to "doom".
Then, out of nowhere came Mikhail Gorbachev, it all unexpectely changed, and there were golden years.
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No, according to Betteridge's Law
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Emulsifyied high fat offel tubes.
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Can I transfer unused allowance ? asks Joe
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Do they go in before or after the Milk Investigation & Licensing Kouncil ?
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Does this apply to all stores of value?
If not, it won't work as money is covered to other forms.
If so, we're ****ed. Houses, pensions, savings: all rot away and worthless.
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100%
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And your vest in the vestry.
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Balderdash.
As a Guinness drinker, you should have known they centralised production to Dublin 20 years ago.
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Hello Mrs Beeton.
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Playing the long game for a really crushing defeat when it matters ?
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Marry her and get it on paper.
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Confusing combo.
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Make it Bourbons and you're on.
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Mini Babybel
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Which is the weird bit?
Sounds perfectly reasonable.
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That gives me the Pip
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The 1975 when they've retired.
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Sainsbugs, actually.
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Global Thermonuclear War ?
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Are you in an Angus Steakhouse?
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Scorpions have 10 legs
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That's why I don't go to those places.
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Sunk cost fallacy.
If you're not going to watch them, get rid. You can't go back, go forward.
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It will take me that long again to unlearn, so I can't ask for any of their stuff until about 2050.
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It should sound like a Geordie greeting.
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Or as we say in Essex "chipotle".
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There is no excitement in the trouser department nowadays.
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Man doing washing up ?
Obviously false fess.
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Had to defrost the car, as I didn't realise I was getting up an hour earlier.
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It's the 0th of April
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Live long and wave goodbye.
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A bit more rock n roll than 'In Our Time' (extra podcast bits)
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But 3am in London.
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Eleanor of Quackitaine ?
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And why don't they make a bite-size version called Terry's Tangerine ?
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Less time for literacy ?
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Call your girlfriend something else. Either she'll think it's adorable, or ditch you. Either way...
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I assumed it was a lottery.
Meal is soup, but your randomly chosen implement is a fish knife.
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The disadvantage: that fish or cabbage or whatever liquefies, which drips putrid pools as you pull out the binbag.
(From a fellow anosmic)
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Same day as Elastica debut album.
Coincidence?