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A deflated pineapple I like seals 🦭 and Corvids 🐦 30 minute attention span Asexual 🤍🖤🩶💜
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‘Cybertruck Man’ a cartoon in defiance of Musk #political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen

Closing time, earthlings. You don’t have to go to another planet but you can’t stay here.

GLP-1 agonists being a good treatment for schizophrenia is so freaking weird.

Okay, bluesky devs, it has gotten to the point that I need to delete posts that suddenly pop off in the discover feed. I would like to formally join the chorus of people asking for the the option to opt their posts out of the discover feed.

conservatism in 2025

And here I thought we were past the era of space flight where we had a Nazi making our rockets.

I’m sad and I want to talk to my brother but he’s asleep 😕

Doing my adulting work in the font of boredom be fire Prep my employee shit in boredom Get my requiements in boredom Because its so boring to be rotting Plus i dont exercise so.

Thank you lord hehe Naka book para reliever

I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…

Tits

It has been that day.

“lives rent free in my he-“dawg we’ve been over this. thats called thinking. those are thoughts.

I HATE THE RECENT STRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENTS MY BARANGAY IS HAVING RIGHT NOW I WANT GREEN STHIRD SPACES, NOT MORE CONCRETE SHIT HOLES.

This Map Lets You Plug in Your Address to See How It’s Changed Over the Past 750 Million Years www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/m...

This person is 5’8”. This truck should be illegal.

gold, frankincense, and…

The Grinch is an allegory for blaming all of society's ills on a convenient scapegoat, and people completely missed the message

DANDADAN is just Natsume's Book of Friends, but with violence Change my mind

I want this on t-shirt or throw pillow.

MO N C H

I dont want grifters in my timeline

I want to learn poke needle art and embroidery As a girlie who is so shit at sewing

Vaccination/Immunization is at a tipping point. We have to call our Senators.

I wanna fuckin die

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

my ideal sleep time is 2am to 10am and i’m tired of pretending it’s not!!

sophie and calcifer 💫🔥

Dreamt of a failed wedding during a bridesmaids photo day, and my ex-and crush. They were in separate scenes, alongside my parents practicing a dance at my school

Asa akong shoes oi

Tough night for anyone who thought the emaciated zombie in 28 Years Later would be Cillian Murphy www.theguardian.com/film/2024/de...

I want my wardrobe to be made of custom artists clothing They look so ffuuucking cute always But i dont have thebmoney to invest in them yet. Soon makakwarta ra jud ko

South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator. The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.

I just can’t seem to get into a festive mood this year and I don’t know why *looks around at literally everything going on in the world* Oh, that’s why

Dont add me to your follow list, grifters

One reason Bluesky (still) works for news is that there’s no obvious, pervasive culture of misinformation. If someone you trust reshares something on, say, Syria, the odds that it’s a chud trying to troll people remains relatively low.

Sus kungpwede palang magbarang

Bro aint stupid no more lmao Still hope they fucking die

Osint rant

But maybe thats okay. Maybe i dont know Maybe i dont know But maybe thats okay.

I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning. Time between exposure and symptoms: Campylobacter: 2-6 days E. coli: 2-5 days Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days Norovirus: 12-48 hrs Shigella: 1-3 days Staph aureus: fast Listeria: 9-48 hrs

I hate it when its so fucking obvious that you aren't interested with what im talking about. Maka wag gana.