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nomadsland.bsky.social
Queer parent | any/all pronouns | 35 | nomadsland on AO3 🌈🏴‍☠️🍊🦀🥨|| perennial grad student
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When he poops it’s like the play doh spaghetti extruder toy
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Ew no now I’m imagining six Eds lined up like puppies
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PS I almost responded to this on my Professional Business bsky account RIP
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many dicks with as many fall fronts (falls front?) in the trousers
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OH LEAST WE FORGET DANIEL, the emergency medical technician who watched youtube videos on his phone WHILST DRIVING THE AMBULANCE
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Adam was a smarmy ass and Roman was maybe the most sexist man I’ve ever met.
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This is Bubba. He was the worst cat I’ve ever had - knives for feet and a heart full of rage. Cute tho
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Oh WAIT I just remembered the one-legged man who would hop out into the intersection during red lights to briefly juggle up to six balls while wearing a clown nose
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Hmmm probably the digestif made by infusing grappa with ten herbs and spices. Tasted like furniture polish and Christmas (/pos).
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I can! It’s like no man’s land but with a d in it.
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Ehhhh
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The elderly woman behind me has a RAGINGLY fuchsia jacket with a really lovely lily of the valley brooch on the lapel
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Sophie Cat was six and a half pounds of floof and eyes. She liked to ride around on my shoulder.
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Hmmm. Receptacle is so satisfying to say, but I love that palilalia is almost an onomatopoeia.
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One from yesterday due to leave today at 1:30
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Likewise!
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Yes there was a cute shepherd/schnauzer mix waiting in line at check in!
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The G is from Graphical so I say the latter even though I know the guy who invented them says the former
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Yep! That’s me! archiveofourown.org/works/49422193
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Incl. 3 pairs of shoes!
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Modern AU Stede thinks he's a Boat Guy & he IS except for the Being on a Boat part. He loves the ocean! He loves a nautical themed pashmina afghan! He does not enjoy sailing particularly what the sea spray does to his hair & the bathroom situation. Ed has a 30 foot sailboat & spends 8 mo/year at sea
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What’s your favorite snack that makes you feel like a mouse at Redwall having a feast?
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Sending hugs and sugar cubes (I only nibbled the corners a little) and this dramatic-ass cat
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Happy birthday, Owen!!!! 💖
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oh no i wrote a scene so moving someone had to make gorgeous art about it 🧍
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IT WAS VERY CUTE
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I think my child is about 30% watermelon by volume from June-September but that day was Something Else