nomorespearows.bsky.social
Anonymous guy eating anonymous pie. Fond of fighting games, EARTH Machines, and killing the past. Considered to have "high-functioning autism."
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Got my scarf caught in the door hinge?
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Wario is truly the living embodiment of "let's get this bread."
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The market is those without market savvy, hence the sales numbers thus far.
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I suppose this explains why people sometimes refer to my writing as "robotic."
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I see voting with our wallets led to predictable results.
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(By "hate" I mean the fact that it's incomplete, and "apathetic" is more when I have to roll those dice in Sunset.)
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Duchamp is a Dead Man.
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Maybe it's Link saying that line instead.
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Wait, does Link not have a mouth in the Famicom version?
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Is there a similar animation for the Green Pepper? I don't know how "easier to jump" would be shown necessarily, but it would make sense to have a counterpart.
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Checks out.
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King Boom Boo acknowledgement in 2025. You love/hate/are apathetic about seeing it.
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Geoff Keighley throws a brick through your window, with a message simply reading "you mean 'by whom'".
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Wow, the power of the Switch 2.
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At least he's getting that chibi version in the new Battles of Legend?
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My lucky number is 648, so I guess that has to be the answer.
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You joke, but there have been noticeable frame drops in my experience.
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I fear not the man who has played 10,000 songs one time.
I fear the man who has played a really shitty version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" 10,000 times.
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Something, something, pussy joke.
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Misses the point.
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They're the real Fool.
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Maybe it's reverse psychology.
PLEASE DO NOT PUT GOICHI SUDA ON THE TIMELINE.
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Clearly this means The Hundred Line is a Moonlight Syndrome sequel.
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If the Switch 2 wants to win over a very select but very passionate audience, they'd put PC-Engine/Turbografx games on NSO like they should have years ago.
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It's just not Fair.
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Polyarmory, where multiple people use the same weapons.
(Is... is this a thing.)
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I was not sweet because I was worried that my tendency to be either "try too hard to be funny" or "try to raise up other people by lowering myself" was not what you needed. I am glad you found what you did.
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See, the big difference between the two of us is that I would have made the "major draw" pun a massive deal.
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As long as he's not watching old Costco deals videos.
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I remember some of those from your earlier posts, yeah. All I have are lousy "I'm still in high school" ones.
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Do you dream vividly? If I have a dream where it feels just realistic enough to have happened, I wake up groggy.
(That's my secret. I always wake up groggy.)
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I read this as "to make it more expensive" twice, and believed it both times.
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I briefly forgot about the state of the world and instead imagined "it's a podcast with-a me, Luigi! Wahoo!"