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Anonymous guy eating anonymous pie. Fond of fighting games, EARTH Machines, and killing the past. Considered to have "high-functioning autism."
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I can't believe I hadn't thought to ask this, but can anyone tell me how No More Heroes III runs on the Switch 2? I imagine the framerate's a little smoother, but I'm curious about any other noticeable changes.

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This is SHOCKINGLY relevant to today's post on Thirty Songs of June.

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There is a non-zero possibility this Donkey Kong Bananza Direct will make me do a complete 180 and think it's going to be a good direction for the big ape. But there is also a very high possibility it will make me want to punch a hole in my wall. Do I know any drywall specialists?

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Golden delicious apples are neither golden nor delicious. Discuss.

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I love killer7. I hate killer7. I am apathetic towards killer7. Play it. Play it again with a guide. Play it a third time with someone else. Please.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

submitted 9 days ago • 243 comments

I do not have high hopes for Persona 4 Revival. I don't trust Atlus to make purposeful changes in terms of its lesser characters (primarily in terms of homophobia), the plot twist is pretty well-known by now, and they'll probably take out the "meat dimension" line just to spite me. Hope I'm wrong!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

submitted 11 days ago • 60 comments

Is there a lot of flack for Mario Kart World taking three of its tracks from 8 (including retro tracks that were in it), as well as two of its new tracks being used twice in the Grand Prix mode? I don't want to say it looks lazy, but it does suggest a lack of imagination.

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Can anyone good at anagrams make something out of: ISADEADMA That's "Romeo is a Dead Man" without the letters that spell "No More." I swear there's something here.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Switch 2 owners: please let me know how Fast Fusion is! It's the one game I'm sad I won't be able to play.

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WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEEAN. (I need to watch the trailer proper, but Rhythm Heaven Groove now has competition.)

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WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.

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This is really bad.

submitted 15 days ago • 147 comments

thirtysongsofjune.wordpress.com It's June, which means it's time for my month-long blog on video game music. This year's theme covers "bad" songs, and we're starting with an obvious choice that feels more relevant than ever.

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What's the over-under on how quickly the Switch 2 control sticks start drifting?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The inability to use the face buttons to move in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate might be its most egregious design decision outside of making a fourth of the DLC characters Square Enix representatives.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Today is my birthday, which I always approach with equal parts fear, ennui, and very slight optimism. With any luck, that last part will be more than usual this year.

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Wait, so is a scrub a guy that both thinks he's fly and thinks he's also known as a busta?

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