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HOT JESUS! CHECK IT AND SEE YOU’RE GOING TO HELL IF YOU COVET HIS D HOT JESUS! HOT JESUS!!!

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

Mate. Mate. Grandad doesn't know what a Gamerscore is

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My very current game opinion is that Deathloop was absolutely fantastic

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody know a good guillotine blade sharpener? It's an absolute pig getting it through my AnySharp

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Bumper sticker that says, "Bought after the pedo diver thing... during the Grimes thing... you know what, this is on me. My bad"

submitted 23 days ago • 19 comments

There was a time, in the late 19th, when we thought that the entirety of the seafloor was covered by "an amorphous sheet of a protein compound, irritable to a low degree and capable of assimilating food... a diffused formless protoplasm." 🧪🌊 1/6 🧵 www.biodiversitylibrary.org/item/88303#p...

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Congratulations here to Wes Streeting for condensing the essence of the Westminster Monoparty into just 23 seconds. Outstanding work.

submitted 33 days ago • 17 comments

This year's is angry and surprised #nye #lemonpig #die2024 #bebetter2025 #absolutelylegittraditions

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments