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If you have a kitten who has never been given canned food or seen it happen, it still goes wild when it hears the sound of a can opener. This indicates that deep in the evolutionary past, cats hunted to extinction some type of robot containing fish

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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 112 days ago • 137 comments

Question from the 8 year old: Did Thanos have a 50% chance of snapping himself?

submitted 113 days ago • 520 comments

her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:

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Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.

submitted 126 days ago • 153 comments

It is crazy to me that there is a character named Optimus Primal, who is like Optimus Prime but a GORILLA, and we haven’t carved him into Mount Rushmore over top of those old dickheads.

submitted 128 days ago • 7 comments

waking up every morning be like ...

submitted 129 days ago • 2 comments

😂

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From the Twitter archives.

submitted 139 days ago • 176 comments