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i can't be gone im still here
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obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry (photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)

submitted 227 days ago • 64 comments

Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this

submitted 227 days ago • 59 comments

hovering over his shoulder with my pants down while the 86 year old land lord unclogs my toilet for the 3rd time this week

submitted 240 days ago • 19 comments

how do you do fellow kids

submitted 240 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, getting to the Seattle airport is easy: Just turn left, then when you get to the interdimensional junction rotate yourself 90° perpendicular to all three Cartesian axes and you'll be there in no time!

submitted 730 days ago • 0 comments

spending this sunday at the altar of my god peace be with u

submitted 740 days ago • 0 comments

Is becoming a swiftie an all or nothing proposition or more of a spectrum thing

submitted 740 days ago • 0 comments

FSB spokesperson: this attack was done by [spins wheel] Anglo-Ukrainian Nazis, with the help of [throws dart] the Soros LGBT militia, and financed by [picking out of a hat] the black ops wing of the Disney company.

submitted 751 days ago • 8 comments

one thing that bluesky seriously lacks in comparison to twitter is very serious discourse about hunter biden

submitted 751 days ago • 0 comments

do you know how much you have to suck to literally be shooting rockets into space and still be uncool? and yet we have so many rich guys pulling it off. inspiring

submitted 751 days ago • 7 comments

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

submitted 754 days ago • 10 comments

no come back i can change

submitted 755 days ago • 0 comments

hello darkness my old friend, im leaving work at 4 again

submitted 755 days ago • 0 comments

Mods send me invite codes I'm like one of 10 black people here

submitted 756 days ago • 16 comments