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normaleighhangry.bsky.social

39, Married, part time chaos demon. 🍯🥦💨 I enjoy long walks to the refrigerator.

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JUST SO WE’RE CRYSTAL CLEAR…👇 Any Questions?!

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Breast cancer diagnoses rose by over 300% between 1973 and 1992. Was there a breast cancer epidemic?! NO. Mammograms were implemented for screening in 1976. PREVALENCE is a function of being able to correctly diagnose something. This is also about autism.

submitted 10 days ago • 177 comments

What’s the best JellyBelly flavor and why is it Buttered Popcorn?!?!

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Mac and cheese taste better when you use cavatappi.

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Name 3 celebrities most likely to be extra terrestrial?

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

He nails it.

submitted 68 days ago • 1527 comments

European Parliament member 👇🏽

submitted 71 days ago • 910 comments

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

submitted 71 days ago • 1195 comments

An important point to keep in mind.

submitted 73 days ago • 629 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 74 days ago • 64 comments

When a judge stops the president from doing something illegal, that’s not a “threat to democracy,” that’s a check on the president’s power. That's the whole damn point.

submitted 73 days ago • 593 comments

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes…

submitted 74 days ago • 478 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 73 days ago • 2249 comments

Captures it perfectly.

submitted 74 days ago • 453 comments

It’s FUKKKING tiring already!

submitted 74 days ago • 749 comments

How many candy hearts do you think you could shove up your sphincter? I don’t want to over buy.

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I just caught this mother fucker (husband) using my favorite bowl. But because I am a benevolent ruler I will allow this one time use because it’s his birthday.

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Sometimes I go to bed just because I've had enough of my own shit

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these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse

submitted 77 days ago • 372 comments

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

submitted 78 days ago • 278 comments

Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients Bank clerk: frantically pressing the silent alarm

submitted 78 days ago • 21 comments

This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day. Revenge.

submitted 78 days ago • 88 comments

No lie detected…

submitted 78 days ago • 517 comments

Can we have just a little revolution, as a treat?

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I hate it when my democracy is dying and I can’t concentrate on the important stuff in life (shitposting)

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

[IKEA-themed restaurant] Maître-d: is your table ready yet?

submitted 78 days ago • 52 comments

Do Americans want safe food? Which Departments are responsible for food safety? USDA HHS -> FDA and CDC Commerce -> NOAA (fisheries) If one Department is disabled, we don’t have safe food Enjoy your dinner 🍲

submitted 78 days ago • 293 comments

I have seen nothing to establish that Elon Musk is a genius.

submitted 78 days ago • 59 comments

And that is why DOGE cut aid to millions around the world

submitted 77 days ago • 15 comments

gofund.me/793d31b2 #pitbull #lymphoma #ESA #cancersucks #donationsneeded #help #pibble #furbaby #bestfriend #lifesavingmedicine

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Gimme that old time separation of church and state

submitted 79 days ago • 28 comments

*draws Joker smile on face…but using wing sauce

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

based on recent trends, I’ll be sleepy forever

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

for personal reasons, i will be screaming for the next hour

submitted 78 days ago • 14 comments

xanax is greek for "i don't care"

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

If you need me, I will be writing fanfiction about Eugene Levy‘s eyebrows in Tom Selleck‘s mustache having a threesome with a very fuzzy caterpillar

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

i cultivated a healthy disrespect for authority in the 90s and just like fashion its in again

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

The amount of chicken nuggets and chocolate milk products my Husband and I buy every week would lead you to assume we have several children at home. And that’s why you should never assume things about people. You’re often wrong.

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