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This account is strictly unprofessional and reflects the opinions of my unemployers. He pretends to be a chicken, a cat, a fairy, and a wise man. Him crazy. I ain't no followback girl
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Look at that fucking squirrel! Ain't it neat?

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two videos regarding the utter depravity of oreos: youtu.be/QlP-INqgtB8

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

hey guys heres my social media bio. it has my exact age, location, and all the sex things im into and my mental illnesses as well. i want to make things as easy as possible for the death squads

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Red clover that I found blooming on a walk. The pink color of the blooms made it pop out among the grass and white clover that was also blooming, as well as the other tiny meadow flowers. #Bloomscrolling

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ross’s Turaco - such a fascinating bird! 📍Entebbe, Uganda. #Birds #NaturePhotography 🪶

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

The bunny harvestman (Metagryne bicolumnata) looks like a bunny operating a spider-legged mech-suit. Native to the rainforests of Ecuador, they're harmless (no venom glands) & eat rotting vegetation & some small insects. They belong to Order Opiliones. Just a little guy. (📷: Andreas Kay)

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

*Some Australian, trying to convince me that dropbears exist* *me drunkenly waving around a beer bottle* You think you're bullshittin me, but have you ever 'erd of a marsupial lion? Feckin stupid name. ey look like bears, ey live in trees. thas your feckin drop bear

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hairy Vetch growing on a hillside, after a rainstorm #BloomScrolling

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

First tiger beetle I’ve spotted this spring—six-spotted in this case. 😉

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Earth Day! Here's a bunch of iris plants in a neat looking garden I walk by regularly. I think that big rock is deliberately mossy. #bloomscrolling

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

It was a weekend for butterflies! A few species overwinter as adults here: commas, tortoiseshells and this beauty - the mourning cloak. Happy to see so many over the last couple of days #invertebrates 🌿

submitted 8 days ago • 33 comments

btw, if you don't want to see blue checks in verified accounts - you can hide them in Moderation settings

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

The Mississippi River cruiseship American Splendor docked at Vicksburg, Mississippi. The river water level has risen above flood stage so the water is almost to the top of the boat ramp.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

On his way to steal yo girl* (White-throated Sparrow) *As long as she’s a tan morph www.audubon.org/news/the-fas...

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Look at who I found in the parking lot! A Semionellus placidus looking gorgeous in a black outfit with red trim! I think. If it is a Semionellus, its coloration is a warning that it exudes cyanide when threatened #millipede #myriapod

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is the way it is because it was initially built to avoid the engagement numbers driven toxicity that Twitter fell into even before it became Xitter. The discover feed is there for those still addicted to the engagement. Of God why am I awake at this hour?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I saw abt 24 Wild Turkeys in a roadside field. Couldn’t stay long, but got a few clicks. This Tom was some dude. All males were in full display most of the time I was there. Short thread of what I was able to see.🧵 #Birds #photography #nature The dude

submitted 13 days ago • 49 comments

Pasanonic. Is that a thing?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I love how insane everyone is becoming.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i forget who said it but they were right you basically have to go willfully insane to hold onto your joy in 2025. and folks,, its a beautiful day in america

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

Hello, handsome. Pyrrhuloxia on my Subaru’s mirror. 🪶☀️🌵

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments