hey guys heres my social media bio. it has my exact age, location, and all the sex things im into and my mental illnesses as well. i want to make things as easy as possible for the death squads
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Good point. Then again, I'm stupid enough to use my real name on the internet, so best I got are some old slow pitch bats I can drive full of nails & some kitchen knives I can tape to a broomstick. Then I can make token effort resistance when I'm gunned down for having painted nails.
here's a list of touhou girls i want to have as a Mom someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally forget why you're throwing me in the gulag
I mean if you've got that list I half expect that you've also got 3 guns and a taxidermy dog stuffed with tannerite to give the ATF a surprise. Touhou fans go unexpectedly hard
I used to love making those for that old https://userbars.be site. I went back to it after the Switch came out, to make one last userbar for that site. I don't know how many downloads it got. Probably not very many. Social media had already taken over by then.
i would love to bring these back 😭 im 17 so i wasn't on the internet at that time, but these are so neat, and i feel like all the y2k people would really like them
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Also if you're unaware I'm just riffing on a classic dril tweet
(I make jokes to numb the painful reality I've overshared on the internet and have put myself in an unsafe position because of this help)