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idk i like to read, crochet, dream, and make chaos for all
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there’s nothing like a cleaned living space and a lit candle

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yall it’s a need

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first ever cotton piece? im following a water bottle holder tutorial but im gonna give it to my mom to use as an oxygen machine holder for any outtings

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recently

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eggplant parmesan how i adore u

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rip my pet giraffe 🙏🏻 you did not get me out of a sticky situation at work

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kyle: “i’ll get you a diablo burrito, do you want your butthole to be on fire” me: “it already is, my spinchter is clenching so hard it’s held on by hopes n dreams” anyways, i got to go to the bathroom

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eggplants? squash? god i live for them

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what a crazy lineup 😭 44 year break is wild

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i love being a middleman. i get so much gossip. “hey what do you think about this” “hey can u tell y this” like YES im all ears

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yall im about to start watching the PBS documentaries again— PREPARE TO BE SICK OF ME

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birthday gift for a coworker #crochetsky it’s also my first #crochettapestry

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Kanye West has only one product available in his online store at the moment. A white tee with a black swastika. I will not post a pic or a link to his store because fuck that guy. It's sad, but it's not a mental health issue. I battle significant mental health issues... and I'm not a Nazi.

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it’s not perfect, but here is a 70% completed hello kitty tapestry (the first tapestry i’ve ever made btw)

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*endorsed

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AINT NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHINGGGGG WHY IS CROCHET TAPESTRY SO HARD OMG everything is getting TANGLEDDDD GAHHH #crochetsky #crochet #crochettapestry #crocheters

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crash out culture this, crash out culture that— the original crash out culture? the divas who always stood on business? oh these queens taught me everything i know #crashout #littlehouse #maryingalls #lauraingalls #lhotp #divas

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cafe bustelo, i owe you man

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i made a chinese food inspired meal, and asked my mom how it was: mom: “well, it tastes chinese-y” me: “in a good way or a bad way?” mom: *deadpan* “i’ve only taken one bite and my mouth is on fire” my mom then ranked it 9/10 & docked me a point bc i didn’t include a fortune cookie 🥠

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the vibes are immaculate — i hope in the future i can call this home

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i just wanna go off the deep end and delete any form of me off the internet and work on a ship

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like i let yall drink from water bottle, why are you being inadvertently mean

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there’s always a duo in a trio. “oh brea and i wouldn’t mind sharing a room” but when i say i wouldn’t mind sharing w either of them it’s “well, maybe they would work, but WE really don’t mind sharing”

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i had a dry, burn chicken sandwich and mozzarella balls in oil for dinner in a town with less than 4k people 💀 (i might be moving to a town with roughly 100 ppl)

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when the tea is so good you gotta have sparknotes

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like my grandfather figure used to live there and now you’ve painted over any legacy

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YALL I AM SICK WITH GRIEF. like what do you mean someone owns this house and had the audacity to paint it blue and white and remove the cat from the wall?

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#crochetsky #crocheters please give me some of your favorite projects!! i just bought a crapton of yarn for my birthday and would like some inspo!

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POPCORN KERNEL FREE AT LAST

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me: *pulling a birthday plate with lasagna out of microwave* my sister: “what’s wrong?” me: “it was burning” my sister: *watching me run water over the plate that was in flames* my sister: “oh, burning burning”

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i had all but the blue drink BAHAHA

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mart… martin…. martini time 🍸

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just gotta put this out there, happy birthday birthday twin! such an honor to have grown up with ya, alyssa

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literally about to play tonsillectomy operation

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four faceless photos of recent events

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the fact that i can’t edit my posts pleases me. it’s like “here i am, typographical errors and all” accept me or shame me.

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yall i got a candle that smells like trees for my birthday and i just, i WROTE a poem about like wanting to smell like a forest- my friends were like “we tried to pick out a shasta-y one”

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Love this! 🫶🏾

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